"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."
It’s not wrong. #UrbanTruth
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Been doing this for a decade now. So far this year nobody's accused me of 'harvesting data'. Which is nice, as this is honestly an uncomplicated act of love. A simple thing to do, weirdly meaningful. DEADLINE 10 p.m tomorrow, March 14th! SAY HER NAME. #Mums26
Also: one of the best - and weirdly, funniest - live versions on Letterman:
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While it is true that they become leaders of the "Free world," the attitude, to other sovereign nations, and patronising lecturing of "allies" is unique to Trump.
I think Trump feels he won the election for World Leader.
“After four defeats in his first four games, Tudor has paid the ultimate price by being made to keep doing his job”
Porro is impaled by a frozen icicle of piss, from a passing aircraft. The pissicle skewers him to the edge of the six yard box.
#COYS Given that if it wasn't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all (Amongst the mirad of other faults)
What can possibly go wrong at Anfield:
In a sudden, and isolated, Rapture, Solanke ascends to heaven on a beam of sunlight.
It's taken a lot to make VDV appear so clueless.
Amen
Some of my best friends are headless chickens and they show much more energy and purpose!
Well interpreted.
And the manager
Oh the Sunny uplands 😄
Did donald trump buy spurs?
#COYS Can we sack Tudor before the 2nd half? Asking for all of us probably.
Van Der Venn gets sent off?
#COYS Good grief, how bad can it get. #Tudorout
#COYS We just keep doing it to ourselves. Unbelievable but also inevitable for this season.
#COYS How's everyone feeling about tonight? I think I'll be massively pissed off if we produce a fantastic display. Feels like the Champions league is a shop window for those who don't give a fuck about the club and just want their next job.
#COYS Lest we forget. We're better than the shite we currently are enduring.
Good grief, A Championship cultural Powerhouse.
An FA cup week and not one game at 3pm on Saturday! Bollox!
i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam
I remember when ‘Brexit Means Brexit’ became a way for silly people to insist that they supported something they could neither justify nor explain. Obviously the context is very different, but something similar is already happening with the ‘war’ in Iran. And it’s mostly the same people doing it.