Coleo Is Cooleo

gRaPhIcAl WeB DeSiGn Is My PaSsIoN

Will we ever get a proper twinsanity. A ghorl can dre-am

Pitching ideas to people so they can buy me things

The problem with audio books is that I can hear the person sitting and reading instead of remembering all 100000 pages and performing them with grand gestures

I am both the Jay and Silent Bob

I was trying to wash burnt grease off a pan then I flooded the kitchen now I'm cleaning the oven and broiling patties :)

I made a new Instagram so my grandmother can stop seeing this shit

www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7u9Tj...

I'm really good at performing sweet transvestite hehe

My upstairs neighbors woke me up by stamping their ground, my roof one morning so I decided to play really loud annoying sounds through the vents and screaming musicals at their wall like a month ago.
I haven't heard them since :)

A little message to that eviction notice on my door

Zelda Lego on the inbound. You bet your ass I'm going to be too broke to get any

Nostalgia Critic could run for president. I still wouldn't vote but I think it'll be funny

I feel like my soul is already ingrained in Smiling Friends so I have no more urge to work on it
(COPE)

If dead internet theory is real then I no longer exist in this plane of reality and I can say and do whatever I want

Dogs are gross

Sam holding Bianca's werewolf mouth open, fascinated by her sharp teeths and Bianca is tickled by it

Bianca is the most kawaii werewolf

#oc #monsterhearts #lesbian

Sharing my old ikkus art from Aaahhh real monsters

My brain is so full of goo that every time I see the words "OnlyFans" I read it as "OneyPlays"

Simpsons fortnite is ... So 🥲 ... beautiful 😭

Before and after painal

Doing a caffeine detox is so fucking rough when your DNA is mostly compromised of instant coffee

Seems I can only be good at stuff when I'm deeply depressed. Which makes me depressed to be living so comfortably rn God fucking dammit

20 years ago, Crash Tag Team Racing blasted into our hearts. The final piece to my #CrashMotorWorldEpilogue is finished! Let's Combine & Conquer in honor of the wackiest #CrashBandicoot game!

I always get really into fortnite peak unemployment

I haven't seen my mom since 2012 and my dad since 2016. And that's about the last time I talked to them too. Pretty neat!

kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a checkered floor .

I always forget I have parents till someone mentions them.
I'm sure it goes the same for them too. Which means I get to stay up late eating ice cream playing Spyro the dragon

Took the money I got from editing videos about fat Albert vore and Ben 10 incest and went to Chuckie cheese

This album is the source of my success

I come on here to say embarrassing shit like
Yeah fortnite lego looks pretty cunty tbh

YouTube in 4k is so STUPID

The urge to buy v bucks grows. It's a powerful force taking over me. It's like a darkness coercing through my veins. It's taking over me. I'm transforming