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Who uses plain notepad this way?
@phalanxhead.bsky.social
I write software and lounge about the house fetchingly all day She/Her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ 28 Nightmare You can read my barely-updated blog at phalanxhead.dev - I sometimes write tutorials for the shit I found hard to learn at work
Christ
Who uses plain notepad this way?
Mmmmm those are some grabbable hips and cheeks cutie ๐๐
Might be best for you that youโre not in pawing range ๐
a flag affixed to the patio facade of a home, depicting a golden retriever puppy in a witch's hat in an orange field with jackolanterns, a full moon, spiders, and bats
These Colors Don't Run
17.04.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 520 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2Feels like a weird incel โhot women can get any man they wantโ response tbh
Whichโฆ ew?
Lmao what, single and yearning is like my whole ass life ๐
Granted Iโm gay as hell so itโs a fun modifier BUT STILL
Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best
Love it ๐
04.12.2025 07:55 โ ๐ 633 ๐ 241 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 10Melinoe and Nemesis
03.12.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 4624 ๐ 1150 ๐ฌ 60 ๐ 13Me, who enriches everyone whom I talk toโs lives with positivity and whimsy:
โOkay sorry :(โ
I started somethin
TeamFourStar perfected it
Folks like SWE and Altered Anime continue to refine it
Iโll always be grateful for the laughs I get to encourage and participate in
please keep to heart that each and every one of these attempts to eradicate trans women from public life, from professors to girl guides, is a form of misogyny so efficient in how it keeps the regime of sexual difference intact that it smoothly undercuts everyone else's rights
02.12.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 712 ๐ 156 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die
02.12.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 1202 ๐ 286 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6the frail, febrile mind of the human architect could never devise the Jack & Jil Fun Bath #2
01.12.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0We've cracked it, holy crap.
30.11.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."
29.11.2025 07:13 โ ๐ 7301 ๐ 1725 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 20Oh yeah I am giving thanks today ๐ค๐ค๐ซ
27.11.2025 22:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hex girls repost for fun
27.11.2025 21:20 โ ๐ 842 ๐ 212 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Woah, good morning cutie! ๐๐
27.11.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0up late teaching this dog girl another meaning of "toy breed"
27.11.2025 09:17 โ ๐ 99 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Ah you see that one Skyrim mod lmao
27.11.2025 03:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Top 3 cis lesbian chaser characters:
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars
Robin Hood in his animated fox incarnation at a window like the sickos meme saying "Yes...ha ha oo-de-LALLY!"
26.11.2025 05:07 โ ๐ 2449 ๐ 660 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 8grayscale illustration of nememis vigorously strapping melinoe from hades 2, they are both lost in passion with this new form of training they are exploring
"nemesis required a means to vent her fury, and melinoรซ, ever eager to prove helpful, was happy to assist."
#melnem #nemesis #melinoe
If dystopia is the new norm, @amyremeikis.bsky.social asks, does it have to be so dumb?
www.deepcutnews.com/p/its-all-ju...
Some days I can be
Depends on the girl Iโm with and how much more or less pathetic she is ๐ฅฐ
Hmmmm
Me? ๐๐
Jkjk
Oh they have big 9 Houses energy ๐
25.11.2025 07:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Todayโs xkcd made me cry.
In a good way.
xkcd.com/3172/
Oh I have no doubt of that ๐
24.11.2025 12:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0