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I write software and lounge about the house fetchingly all day She/Her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 28 Nightmare You can read my barely-updated blog at phalanxhead.dev - I sometimes write tutorials for the shit I found hard to learn at work

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Christ

Who uses plain notepad this way?

05.12.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmmmm those are some grabbable hips and cheeks cutie ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Might be best for you that youโ€™re not in pawing range ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.12.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a flag affixed to the patio facade of a home, depicting a golden retriever puppy in a witch's hat in an orange field with jackolanterns, a full moon, spiders, and bats

a flag affixed to the patio facade of a home, depicting a golden retriever puppy in a witch's hat in an orange field with jackolanterns, a full moon, spiders, and bats

These Colors Don't Run

17.04.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 520    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Feels like a weird incel โ€œhot women can get any man they wantโ€ response tbh

Whichโ€ฆ ew?

05.12.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao what, single and yearning is like my whole ass life ๐Ÿ˜…

Granted Iโ€™m gay as hell so itโ€™s a fun modifier BUT STILL

05.12.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You
- Hayley DeRoche
Your last words
But before them
What to murmur to a lover in bed
What to say in the group chat when someone's
Sister mother brother is dead and
The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal
Your wedding toast, too
Your best friend's birthday roast
You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast.
You can cradle to grave away
Every warm human word
You could ever have said
And when they chisel your gravestone
For your final rest
We can ask ChatGPT
Because it knew you best

Things You Can Make ChatGPT Write for You - Hayley DeRoche Your last words But before them What to murmur to a lover in bed What to say in the group chat when someone's Sister mother brother is dead and The apology you could never quite get right for a friend And hell why not make the robot compose your proposal Your wedding toast, too Your best friend's birthday roast You could ask it to write a custom lullaby For the baby snuffling at your breast. You can cradle to grave away Every warm human word You could ever have said And when they chisel your gravestone For your final rest We can ask ChatGPT Because it knew you best

Love it ๐Ÿ™Œ

04.12.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 633    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Melinoe and Nemesis

03.12.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4624    ๐Ÿ” 1150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Me, who enriches everyone whom I talk toโ€™s lives with positivity and whimsy:

โ€œOkay sorry :(โ€œ

03.12.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started somethin

TeamFourStar perfected it

Folks like SWE and Altered Anime continue to refine it

Iโ€™ll always be grateful for the laughs I get to encourage and participate in

02.12.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 753    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

please keep to heart that each and every one of these attempts to eradicate trans women from public life, from professors to girl guides, is a form of misogyny so efficient in how it keeps the regime of sexual difference intact that it smoothly undercuts everyone else's rights

02.12.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 712    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

very funny to me that both liberal and radical feminist legal policy are complete and utter failures of projects because in response to a situation where "boys" want to play with girls and associate with girls the response by the state is to ban this to ensure it's either become a patriarch or die

02.12.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1202    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

the frail, febrile mind of the human architect could never devise the Jack & Jil Fun Bath #2

01.12.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've cracked it, holy crap.

30.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

29.11.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7301    ๐Ÿ” 1725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Oh yeah I am giving thanks today ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซ 

27.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hex girls repost for fun

27.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 842    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah, good morning cutie! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

27.11.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

up late teaching this dog girl another meaning of "toy breed"

27.11.2025 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ah you see that one Skyrim mod lmao

27.11.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top 3 cis lesbian chaser characters:
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars

26.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Robin Hood in his animated fox incarnation at a window like the sickos meme saying "Yes...ha ha oo-de-LALLY!"

Robin Hood in his animated fox incarnation at a window like the sickos meme saying "Yes...ha ha oo-de-LALLY!"

26.11.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2449    ๐Ÿ” 660    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
grayscale illustration of nememis vigorously strapping melinoe from hades 2, they are both lost in passion with this new form of training they are exploring

grayscale illustration of nememis vigorously strapping melinoe from hades 2, they are both lost in passion with this new form of training they are exploring

"nemesis required a means to vent her fury, and melinoรซ, ever eager to prove helpful, was happy to assist."

#melnem #nemesis #melinoe

25.11.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1969    ๐Ÿ” 517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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It's all just so stupid, isn't it? - Amy Remeikis You may be feeling overwhelmed by the flurry of crises โ€“ and that's by design, writes Amy Remeikis

If dystopia is the new norm, @amyremeikis.bsky.social asks, does it have to be so dumb?

www.deepcutnews.com/p/its-all-ju...

25.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Some days I can be

Depends on the girl Iโ€™m with and how much more or less pathetic she is ๐Ÿฅฐ

25.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmmm

Me? ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜

Jkjk

25.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh they have big 9 Houses energy ๐Ÿ˜

25.11.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/

24.11.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6524    ๐Ÿ” 1993    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I have no doubt of that ๐Ÿ˜˜

24.11.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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