Jesse 💚 Hippos

Jesse 💚 Hippos

@hippoguy.bsky.social

I am. (he/him/his)

52 Followers 111 Following 73 Posts Joined Feb 2024
2 days ago

Does this mean @justinhicks.lpm.org is officially on the sports beat now?

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3 days ago

“Inside the administration, some officials are growing pessimistic about the lack of a clear strategy to finish the war. But they have been careful not to express that directly to the president, who has repeatedly declared that the military operation is a complete success.”

Profiles in courage.

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1 week ago

Just got a chance to enjoy this episode. It was delightful, inspiring, and insightful. i think I enjoyed the outro just as much as the story itself. Keep making cool stuff, y’all. You’re always winners in my book!

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1 week ago
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What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

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1 week ago

To be fair, it looks like a really good onion ring.

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1 week ago
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Death toll from Iran school bombing reportedly rises to almost 150 Strike on girls’ elementary school in south of Iran has killed 148 people and injured 95 others, according to Iran state media

Death toll from US-Israeli attack on girl’s school in Iran rises to 150 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

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1 week ago

Lady Dimitrescu went through so many servants who made mistakes, Indeed called and offered to help her develop a better training program.

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2 weeks ago
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

If you’re buying Girl Scout Cookies, here are some Trans and Nonbinary girls you can buy from✨

www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

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2 weeks ago

the main outcome of this is gonna be that the public mood will move from wanting Kristi Noem sacked from her job to wanting Kristi Noem burned at the stake as a witch

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2 weeks ago
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Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.

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2 weeks ago

I’m sorry. I don’t think you can use a word in the headline that Trump wouldn’t understand. (excoriate)

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3 weeks ago
Meme that says , “ promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate. “
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3 weeks ago
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

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3 weeks ago

What in the ever-loving fuck?

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1 month ago
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How TrumpRx drug prices compare to generic alternatives Patients could save more buying non-branded copycat drugs, even if they don't have insurance.

More than half the drugs on the TrumpRx site have a cheaper generic version on the market.

Pristiq, an antidepressant, is available with a TrumpRx coupon for ~$200 for a 30-day supply.

A generic version is on GoodRx for less than $30 and Mark Cuban's CostPlusDrugs for $16.65.

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1 month ago
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth

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1 month ago

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

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1 month ago
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Oh there’s an idea, putting responsibility where it actually belongs: perpetrators, not kids

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1 month ago
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

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1 month ago

Just one more thing the miserable idiot took over, slapped his name on, and drove out of business in record time.

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1 month ago

I would treat any statement from a US government source at this point as about as trustworthy as the Russian government or any other modern authoritarian regime.

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1 month ago

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

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1 month ago
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

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1 month ago
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Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026

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1 month ago

Flashlights (not candles). Smoke/carbon monoxide alarms. Knowing where the vents to your home are so you can clear them of snow. Do it all. We're being given so much time with this storm.

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1 month ago

If you have gardeners or other workers on your property: “Entra en la casa ahora. Rápidamente.” Get in the house now. Quickly.”

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2 months ago

This takes five minutes, is weirdly cathartic and provides you with a wide variety of ways to say 'I do not want this dog shit grey goo generating technology fucking up my user experience and I'm frankly amazed that you all think hammering yourselves in the groin is the move here.'

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2 months ago

"Proud" by Heather Small. Might try to make that one my theme song for 2026.

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2 months ago

Really, really liked the Stranger Things finale. But I’m gonna need some time before I can talk about it.

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2 months ago
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On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes

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