Told You So-Ed

Told You So-Ed

@sandmanesq.bsky.social

Actually a lawyer. When not litigating, is a dad, amateur oenologist, bad at golf, scotch snob and occasional writer. Long suffering NYR and NYM fan. Most importantly, an ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

320 Followers 196 Following 645 Posts Joined May 2023
6 hours ago

completely obvious to any outside observer and literally never discussed the media is how monumentally, generationally stupid everyone in the trump administration is. their ideas are fucking stupid. as in, their brains do not work for considering complex problems. because they’re really stupid

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9 hours ago

the man operates at a third grade reading level and has absolutely zero idea how literally anything works

an even semi-competent political press would have made this relentlessly clear over the last decade

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16 hours ago

It is hard to overstate, for non-lawyers, just how milquetoast the ABA is in normal times. It’s supposed to be boring insurance lawyers leading workshops with boring tax lawyers, trying to drum up business.

A pissed off ABA is like dentists manning the barricades and singing Le Marseillaise.

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1 day ago

Just...COME ON.

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1 day ago

...work FASTER.

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1 day ago

"I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a no true bill."

What she means is she's willing to bring legally deficient cases that harass innocent defendants, waste her line prosecutors' time, and makes her office look like jerkoffs in front of judges and juries.

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5 days ago

So, so many. It is *so* infuriating.

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5 days ago

For. Real.

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5 days ago

Nothing will come of it.

Sorry, just felt like a reminder was in order.

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5 days ago

At 3:10 today, Trump said he thinks the war will be over soon. Immediately the price of oil fell and the Dow jumped up.

Market people. He's playing you, you dummies.

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6 days ago
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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6 days ago

A total hardliner. Whose father, mother, wife, and son we just killed.

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6 days ago

I used to love the Mirage. I’m very bummed they’re replacing it with a Hard Rock.

But the one nice thing about the Hard Rock being built as it is is that from the south it completely will block Trump’s shit hotel from view

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6 days ago

It turns out the U.S. did a “double tap” attack just as emergency responders were arriving at the girls’ elementary school. This is what the Russians do routinely in Ukraine.

That’s a war crime under international humanitarian law.

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6 months ago
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6 days ago

Bombas!

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1 week ago

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

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1 week ago
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jumanojamaal1983 49m

Close to a million women files for for divorce in 2024 and only a 150,000 men. thats such a big difference. So looking at the numbers men are the ones trying to make the marriage work. Damn.

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Men will start whole second families while they wait for their ex to file.

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Funny how they think this is a gotcha, when it's more proof of weaponized incompetence.

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1 week ago
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

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1 week ago

I believe The Youths are calling these "Skeets".

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1 week ago
Friendly reminder that there's a likely chance that the person you're thinking about going back and forth with who commented something ridiculous on your post didn't properly comprehend what you originally wrote.
12.21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th-grade level.
13. 19% of high school graduates in the U.S. can't read
14.42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th-grade level.
15.50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th-grade level.

Apropos of something

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1 week ago

May his Achilles explode tomorrow morning.

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1 week ago

Wise. @thekenchilds.com doing the Sliding Goddess' work and saving folks' pants (and dignity).

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1 week ago

Nothing will come of it. It will be a slap on the wrist.

There will be no reckoning for any of them because nobody with any actual power will do anything about it.

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1 week ago
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Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

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1 week ago

I don’t think that the SAVE act does all this

Fox News grandpa yelling at the teevee again

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1 week ago

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

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1 week ago

I fucking hate everyone that voted for him. Every. Last. One.

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1 week ago

To be precise, Secretary Made You Flinch was rambling on here about "radical narco communism AND narco tyranny"

Seems he just likes to throw a bunch of fancy words in a blender, toss in some ice, a splash of juice, a full handle of vodka ...

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