Kiss Cam" at the @Phillies game tonight. 🤣🤣🤣

#Coldplay #PhilliePhanatic #kisscam

As a kid at a boxing match here in Philly at the Spectrum, I saw Howard Cosell get up from ringside and walk past me, so I jumped up and asked for his autograph. He patted my head and in that inimitable voice said:

"Sorry kid......I gotta hit the can."

Lindsey Graham's Senate seat in South Carolina, where Colbert grew up and where his sister ran for Congress last decade, is up in 2026.

Colbert should just run for President. I mean, it worked for Trump when his show was cancelled.

#TrumpPedoFiles

#TrumpPedoFiles
#EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
#TrumpEpsteinBestBuddies

#TrumpsWar #Iran #BombBombBombBombBombIran

Pm Private GIF ALT: Pm Private GIF

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

New Rule:
You want lower taxes, less govt?? Ok...then tell us what services YOU are willing to give up. And no, It can't just be shit you disagree with. How are YOU willing to sacrifice.

Trump supporters of any kind who are having regrets, there's no shame in your allegiances changing to fit current events. You do NOT have to stick to your guns. Don't let pride keep you from doing the right thing. You're welcome here. We need everyone to stand up and say "This is NOT right".

BTW, if this isn't happening, I ain't watching.

Really curious if any of you know a Trump voter who can at least admit now that our fears were warranted?

a poster that says imagine if the rich and corporations paid their share ALT: a poster that says imagine if the rich and corporations paid their share

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the hell was wrong with it.

When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes and call them geniuses.

Punxsutawney Phil is a DEI hire. A white man could easily crawl out of a hole and make up shit about the future.

#groundhogday

Pepa and I helping each other cope.

Animals and kids......they all love Jim, for some reason. The difference is (most) kids don't leave me matted with fur.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

It's on. LFG!!

Nothing like a little ethnic cleansing to open up some sweet real estate opportunities! 🤑

Straight white dudes: “I just don’t feel valued, appreciated, seen, and respected. I don’t see a lot of opportunities. And I don’t get to say what I really want to say.”

Women, people of color, LGBTQs: “Welcome to the party, bitches.”

If he tried it again, I wanted the O line and Hurts to just step aside and let him fly over and land on his damn head!!

Wife, get me my greased pole climbing duds......the Eagles are headed back to the Superbowl!!

#PhiladelphiaEagles
#Superbowl
#SaquonBarkley

What a world.

It takes a woman who believes in imaginary sky people to inject reality into the conversation.

#BishopMariannEBudde

#HaveMercy

Moose out front should've told ya!