"Yes spaceman, duct tape will save your life." - Dr. Adrian Mallory, Space Force
02.11.2025 23:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@awkuardoexposition.bsky.social
๐ค๐ค๐๐/๐ค๐ค๐ฉถ๐ (they/them/'em/'ey/'ee/'er/'ae) they ate each other. they moaned. they were zombies.
"Yes spaceman, duct tape will save your life." - Dr. Adrian Mallory, Space Force
02.11.2025 23:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You still got that pot smoking dog?
#ripTrevor
#WKUK
Predator: Killer of Killers
Is this whole thing stories of Yautjas picking up the scraps from battles already happening/ed?
Referee kicks out at 2! #MysteryWrestling19
The FULL REPLAY is available NOW on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling ๐คผโโ๏ธ
People say you have to "earn respect"
I say respect is automatic and disrespect is what's "earned"
#morningjam
Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud
don't give a fuck to learn you're all going to hell I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell
#putitontoast
#morningjam
These guys are too much fun!!
#putitontoast
It's a temple to the moon and it's a temple TO the moon.
#puffinforest
It really depends on what you're applying for
01.10.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
01.10.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 25110 ๐ 8372 ๐ฌ 664 ๐ 2202Charles Dance and Bill Nighy played decent #vampires in #shittymovies and that's a shame.
26.09.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#morningjam
Held under, no breathing in
And don't bother screaming
Now this is what you get and take this as a threat
Time is your only debt
#putitontoast
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd
Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear
Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away
Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
12.09.2025 20:12 โ ๐ 20772 ๐ 6512 ๐ฌ 230 ๐ 198#morningjam
Movin on your left....!
#putitontoast
#morningjam
#MangoMussolini
#putitontoast
#eightysixfortyseven
Thank you for grocery store next door. People that just need snacks or sodas go over there and you don't have to worry about getting carded for just to be in a building.
#liquorstoreproblems
In
#Wisconsin
"i have to pay you in change."
You don't but you are going to anyway.
#notabank
I wonder if the same people would get upset if I gave them whatever amount of change back as all coins?
#do
#not
#read
#that
#sign
#nightjam
It's a tough thing to realize you're only a blip
We rely on the comforts
We smoke and we sip
In the grand scheme it seems that
The point of existing is trying our best to forget
#putitontoast
Too many masks today, ๐ง ๐ฅ๐ข
26.07.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#dayjam
#IronSheikwasright
#putitontoast
This is way better than all the times they have styled Bart's hair around his Kid Coolout skull
14.07.2025 17:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#morningjam
Please take me back the way it used to be
Back the way it was when you would believe
Life was a fairy tale I couldn't tell
Yeah, please take me back the way it used to be
Back the way it was when you would believe
Life was a fairy tale, I couldn't tell
#putitontoast
Rain is not unpleasant weather you fucking rubes!
05.07.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#gamechanger a new level has been reached
01.07.2025 04:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0On behalf of #clerks everywhere.... yes, it's fucking hot out. You don't need to inform us.
22.06.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A hour into #CaptainAmerica BNW and i find myself repeatedly saying, "why aren't you in your brand new #Vibranium suit for this?!"
16.06.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#morningjam
The call to arms was never true
I'm medicated, how are you? Let's take a dive, swim right through
Sophisticated points of view
#putitontoast
This "indie mix" is mostly Beck and Cake.
05.06.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#nightjam
They make duets with themself with recordings pretransition ๐ฉต๐ฉท๐ค
#putitontoast