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wall•e’s prediction of the future never accounted for ozempic

Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99.

You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did

ethel cain should have been in nosferatu

This is what should be driving us every time we vote.

Storygraph is black woman owned and you can import your Goodreads data! I highly recommend it

Norbert the 3lb therapy dog passed away so if anyone needs me no you don't

Don't eat CDs

Y'all should add me on Storygraph 👀

How are we supposed to enjoy the King of The Hill reboot in this environment?!?

Disappointed but not surprised seeing all these corporations scale back on DEI measures. Amazing how much activism is simply for show and for profit

I somehow ended up having a tl filled with book recs so maybe it's a sign I should start reading again

If i'm not getting constant attention I will perish like a finicky houseplant

Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean

Played unpacking again and forgot how much this chapter hurts my heart

Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends

Nintendo Reveals Mario Went For First Colonoscopy, and He Feels Great REDMOND, Wash — With their beloved company mascot turning 40 this year, Nintendo has revealed that Mario recently went into his gastroenterologist’s office for his…

Nintendo Reveals Mario Went For First Colonoscopy, and He Feels Great

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huh...

Really wish my dog understood “it’s too cold to go on a walk, you will not like it” rather than begging until I bundle up just to walk for two minutes until she gets too cold and returns home.

Dont let the opinion of someone who doesnt respect you change how much you respect yourself

Should prob start using this more, huh

giving crypto to the homeless on camera because im nice & i need to prove it to the court

Used to be a mouse could eat an entire block of cheese and his body would become perfectly triangular with two ears and a nose sticking out. Can't any more, because of woke.

i’ve decided that Astarion is prettiest when he’s just a bit bloodied, and just a bit sad.

#bg3 #virtualphotography #Astarion

A medieval drawing of three beings that resemble naked headless men with faces on their chests, standing in a pond surrounded by grass and trees

cant talk rn, doing whatever this is

Today's my first full day home in about a month due to work and my dog cannot stop giving me kisses and his unconditional love just makes me so happy

A watercolor of a rabbit holding a spear and riding atop a giant snail with a saddle and reins

when i say i'm omw, this is what i mean