This seems strangely familiar.....

Gemini 2.0 Flash made this for me. Seems legit.

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Fucking brilliant. 🤣

China mulls potential sale of TikTok US to Musk, Bloomberg News reports Chinese officials are mulling a potential option that involves the sale of TikTok's U.S. operations to billionaire Elon Musk if the company fails to fend off a potential ban, Bloomberg News reported on Monday, citing people familiar with the matter.

So apparently China is considering selling TikTok US to Space Karen.

www.reuters.com/technology/c...

Steve Harvey is aghast

Protect nature. Go buy a T…Rivian!

cry more, dipshit

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

He's already getting tired of his puppy.

Quote saying his political posts are because he loves his country and feels it’s his patriotic duty to oppose “this demented sociopath with every fibre of me being.”

Be like Mark Hamill.

This is the only post you need to read today.

I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.

I think the troubling thing about Vance is that he’s acting like the version of him The Onion would write

@seanhquinn.bsky.social Is WSDOT going to end up over here? I need to follow me some good Car-B-Que content.

Neuralink is absolutely going to have malware built in that makes you think elon musk is funny and interesting