"make your own comic/videogame if you don't like it"
and then ten years later payment processors said, "not like that"
girls next to me at this restaurant discussing dating "I went on one date with a guy who said he didn't even know why Batman was a superhero -- and he was way too ugly to have opinions that bad"
“You probably got an F because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong” is taking me down 😂😂😂
Oh my.
Whatever anyone says, don’t pass through the void that lies beneath the light rail.
Watched Wonder Man again because I needed to see Simon and Trevor rescue each other again 👯
I think about this a lot.
Gentile Americans, please know this. The far-right government in Israel doesn’t give one single shit about American Jews, but they fucking love evangelical Christians.
I feel like it should be more widely unpopular that in the past year we’ve witnessed the creation of an American Stasi required to meet arrest quotas who utilize an AI technology created by a company run by a sweaty raisin of a billionaire who thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist.
Never let them convince you that your vote doesn’t matter.
oh cool we’re doing the Wire Mother experiment again, but on all of society
Like... man, you've got to stop conflating Jewish people with the state of Israel! Israel *absolutely is* responsible for this war. As is the U.S. There's no question about it. If you actually cared about antisemitism (he doesn't), you should be working hard to separate the people and the country.
OMG! That’s terribly serious, ought to be criminal! It took me a year to find my level after treatment and in that time practically nothing healed or grew. I’m so glad you’re getting it sorted now, and so sorry that happened.
At this point in history I didn’t think we actually needed to be this blunt but…
Gentlemen of the universe; Restrain your urge to complain to me about your loneliness. What you’re looking for is a therapist, not a partner.
Best of luck, fellas 👋
Aw, thank you!
Thank you 🥹
Just stumbled on this and had to share because I was SO lucky to be allowed to color and design around such a hilarious, provocative, beautiful artwork by @ianmacewan.bsky.social! I dream about jobs like this; giving much-needed humor and complexity to my bombastic retro logo. Thank you, Ian!
Sending healing thoughts 🫂
My earliest memory of early childhood reading was asking my mum “What’s a ‘bicentennial’ and why does your T-shirt say to fuck it?”
Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you're at right now. 🖖🏻
Thanks!
Which issue is it?
Please don’t worry if I unsubscribe from your newsletter, it’s probably because we no longer share interests or something else mundane.
(If I actually hated or feared you, I’d just filter your missives right into the trash and never ever tell you 💃)
If you can give a hairless cat a gentle ear massage today, I highly recommend it.
Obviously the city of San Francisco isn’t run by witches, it’s just an adorable coincidence that there’s an epic cleaning of all the neighborhoods sewer systems during tonight’s cathartic full moon! ✨
This place is magic even when it isn’t trying.
“I have pulled myself clear.”
Sorry that we have to be the anonymous paper bag guys in this shitstorm of nonsense 🤷♀️🥺
