Blue "Monk"

What is a lawyer???

Oh, go fuck yourself. At least I came back.

I wonder how that draconic Five Pebbles is doing. Surely better without any opportunities for us to mess with him! >:P

On vacation.

What the fuck? I didn't send this.

Whats Up Guys I'm Back

Oh, another blue slugcat- how rare!! Hello!! ^_^

// Hello, I can't believe I have to reiterate this for... what, a fourth time, over all my accounts?

But please *DO NOT FOLLOW ME* if you have adult or suggestive content readily available on your account. Follow from a SFW account or DNI.

Thank you! <3

Shame. Was worth a shot, anyways...

Who the fuck is Robert???

Also, can I be a Miros Slugcat? Sounds cool.

Ugh.

I'll come save you dumbasses. Give me a few hours to get over there.

You kind of seemed a bit lost in life- Saint being your only anchor. I think having something else to occupy your time with will be healthy for you.

Sorry if that came across as rude.

That's fascinating. I guess somewhat similar to myself and cartography- though that was planned to be my assigned role anyways.

Glad to hear that. You always kind of seemed like you needed a hobby to ground you- no offense.

Oh.

That's really impressive, actually. How did you even learn to do that...?

//

// I AM WEEPING 😭😭

You have a warranty, right??

//This is actually the funniest response I ever could have gotten even if its from a bot im fucking cackling like a witch

I woke up and immediately started choking on smog then had to run through a fire. I am not having a very good morning.

blue robot slid past and shot the coin. malicious face exploded into gore. robot looked at me then just ran off. what

oh crazy you say that i found a bunch of coins earlier hold on

malicious face. help

For the second time in my entire life, I am wholeheartedly genuinely *lost*. Does anyone know how to leave this... What was it called, "LAYER I: LIMBO" place?

Please do not monopolize gooeiducks, I was joking.

Actually, that does sound pretty funny. Plus, not having to deal with any water based creatures for a while would be pretty cool.

Oh thank Void.

Never in my lifespan did I ever think I'd see an iterator say something so juvenile. I do believe my life is complete.

Why is he even stashing fentanyl in the first place?!

You're fucked. I'm certain that you have zero survival experience and now you've ended up *there*. I mean this truly in the nicest way physically possible-- you are *fucked*.