Matt

The “concept of a plan” to run Venezuela

Sunday autumn baby

Schumer-ing it, then, with strongly written letters

21 days of false fall later we still sweaty as fuck in September.

Me, wanting to be modern cycling boy and wearing coloured bibs.

Also me, the sweatiest bitch that ever lived.

#cycling #gaycycling #zwift #zwiftlyridingaway

These poor, old Giro cycling shoes have lived and died many deaths. Ridden tens of thousands of many miles and I love them more than just about any clothing item. They will be with me until the eyelets rip out.

#gaycycling #cycling #zwift #roadbike

69% of maga followers think the media is talking about Epson Printers

Me, standing by the window, watching for the mailman, hoping today is the day I get my letter from the boys for a “deal”

Give me a 100 days of a furry legged Vingegaard over this buffoons facial hair.

Those numbers seem suspicious, I don’t see the island of penguins wanting to ever make a deal so there’s at least a -1

Sunning my dumb, cute boy body

Sure the person next to me might have responsibility for destroying the country, but it’s the Kennedy Center and kid rock is playing tonight. Real, true, culture.

Retire please, your weak leadership and your bowing down helped bring this shitshow where it is now.

Are you sure we can afford this? It’s Canadian, it’s expensive now

2025 may be trying to get us all but annoying ass is still here

Coward

Weak ass bullshit

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Some Sunday thighs. Fucking locked and loaded.

Our album dropping soon.

On the 873rd day of January trying to get as much sunshine as possible, for the survival of my brain.

Not a robot, but a real boy with real legs build by zwifting too much this year