Sam Carpenter Stan Account

For real 😍

Boyfriend reveal!

a woman in a black jacket is carrying shopping bags with a yellow bag that says ' t.j. ' on it ALT: a woman in a black jacket is carrying shopping bags with a yellow bag that says ' t.j. ' on it

Just went to the weed store 🥰

I love Willow sm 😭

It was literally so easy my niece was sooo good and sweet 🥺 She loves her aunt Jess 🥰

two men shaking hands in an ice cream parlor with the words my favourite babysitter < 3 ALT: two men shaking hands in an ice cream parlor with the words my favourite babysitter < 3

Babysitting my niece and nephew today. I’ve only ever babysat my nephew before so we’ll see how it goes

a happy saturday greeting with a woman and a snowman ALT: a happy saturday greeting with a woman and a snowman

I thought melatonin was the cause of my insane dreams but I didn’t take any last night so my own brain is to blame I fear

Read an entire book in one day the other day I haven’t done that in years

Trap mention!!!

I used to pull some of them out before they were really loose and it felt good as hell ngl

I mean it makes perfect sense!

a woman in a plaid shirt with a flower in her hair looks to the side ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt with a flower in her hair looks to the side

I can’t be normal because instead of saying something like “I bought a new journal so I can start journaling again” I have to say “I’m in my Shauna Shipman era”

Ended up with two murder books oh well. So excited!

And now I’m going to the independent bookstore I just keep on winning

Practically foaming at the mouth thinking about the sandwich I’m getting from the grocery store

Haven’t gotten my hair done in 6 months

It was closed but I still got my gluten free cookie dough ice cream so still a W

I’m with my nephew and we’re both wearing gray hoodies and his mom isn’t here so people probably think I am his mom 😯

If we go to the Mexican restaurant then that means we get to go get ice cream after too I need this

a girl is wearing a shirt that says whs yellowjackets ALT: a girl is wearing a shirt that says whs yellowjackets

My dad needs to take me to the Mexican restaurant when he picks me up from the airport please please please 🙏🏻 💕

One time I needed to make myself cry so I watched one and it worked very well lmao

Thinking about last year when I was on TikTok the night before my flight and this video comes up on my FYP of “How to survive a plane crash” and I just scrolled past it 💀

Me the day before a flight for absolutely no reason

I survived

It’s Dula Peep wrapping paper season again!!!!

😍

a picture of a woman with a victory royale banner ALT: a picture of a woman with a victory royale banner

Sleep gummies really stand on business cause I slept 10 hours last night

I just have next week and then I’m off for a month ☺️

They’re so dramatic sometimes I can’t 😭 I already did what they’re asking me to do so it’s fine but I’m so burned out rn I’m just over it lmao