Cynthia Renée

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Columbo wishes you a happy Indigenous Peoples Day

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Portland right now.

For the overwhelming majority of people who practice it, sports is not about competition. It's about social belonging. Once you understand that, the reason why transphobes want to ban trans women from it even outside of competition and even in disciplines like darts is pretty obvious.

As a reminder, when trans women got together to create an all-trans women team and then played against another all-trans women team, the usual suspects complained because that day the field could have been made available to "normal" people.

Bleak

With Demona #1 out, and Demona #2 around the corner, I want to shout out all the wonderful fans who went out of their way to help others without a local comic book store, or who couldn't acquire copies of the FCBD Demona #0. Some who covered the postage and shipping themselves.

Wonderful people!

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Oscar the Grouch’s trash can is bigger on the inside. Oscar doesn’t age. Oscar has a dedicated companion.

Conclusion: Oscar is a Timelord.

I guess I can't change my Bluesky handle, but I can change the displayed name to my preferred name. If you follow me and you didn't know a trans person before, congratulations, you do now.

No Kings! Only queens. Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

EXACTLY!

It's because trans people exist, right? /sarcasm

a digital drawing inspired by a scene from The Emperor's New Groove. Anakin, drawn like Kronk is standing with Count Dooku's lightsaber in his hand and looking over his shoulder. Palpatine, drawn like Yzma, is in the foreground with a baffled expression and pointing at Anakin

"Well uh Palpatine just tossed me this lightsaber and asked me to, y'know. Do it" (2019)

🎶 I want a new Pope
One that won't go away
One that won't hold a mass a night
One that won't want to preach all day

One that won't be too pompous
Lecturing what to do
One that makes me feel like I'm a Catholic, too...

That I'm a Catholic, too. 🎶

The 2025 Trump White House taking an official line that COVID was an intentionally released deadly bioweapon makes it even more unfathomably unconscionable that the 2020 Trump White House called it "just a cold" that was not worth taking any precautions to protect anyone from.

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So it's not tariff season now? What about tomorrow?

I love a good short film.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

CNN headline notification: Sea lions are attacking people in the waters off California's coast. Here's why.

"I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement.

Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done?

I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the..."

HAVE THE PENGUINS CAPITULATED YET

MAGA in Jersey: "Which Falkland Islands you talkin' about? Da Caribbean Falkland Islands? Da Hawaiian Falkland Islands? There's a lot of Falkland Islands."

when MAGA Americans are watching their parents ration heart medication and drawing straws to decide who tells the kids that Santa can’t afford to come this year, at least they can take comfort in knowing they have temporarily inconvenienced the economy of the Falkland Islands

at long last the United States is standing up to the Heard and McDonald Islands, a barren stretch of uninhabited volcanic rock located 4000km off the coast of Australia

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

dear unhappy Trump voters,
yes, this IS exactly what you voted for. you were just too fucking dumb to understand it

Wouldn't think that'd be in the prison library. 😉

🤔

vulcans gone illogical spring break

I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov