Chris Thorburn

You are all good, it belongs to the internet now! Beautiful work!

It's so funny knowing someone who created a meme @cbthorburn.bsky.social

grid of faces of ACMS veterans, with text about ACMS The Alternative Comedy Memorial Society (ACMS) *fresh! Sisyphean! comedy!* Monkey Barrel, One 23:55-02:45ish Sundays-Wednesdays August 3-6, 10-13, 17-20, 24 £8.50/PWYW on exit noblefailure.org tinyurl.com/acms25 monkeybarrelcomedy.com #ACMS | @AltComMemSoc @BarrelComedy

Two months till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25

Ben Target!
@cbthorburn.bsky.social!
Elf Lyons!
@jennyfromthequiz.bsky.social!
@josielong.bsky.social!
@joznorris.bsky.social!
@leslieis.cool!
@turlygod.bsky.social!
@vixleyton.bsky.social!

Bless you, I was idly listening while cleaning dishes and got a damn fright when I heard my own name.

when the casino asked me to leave my own stag do

🍌 TOP BANANA 🍌

Tonight at 7pm & 9pm! Catch our weekly new act / new material show, featuring all the best newcomers and a top headliner - for just £3!

@cbthorburn.bsky.social & #KatieGreen host and headline

🎟 buff.ly/VMwVeVx

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#comedy #edinburgh #whatsonedinburgh #monkeybarrel

grid of 8 GICF shows, from Joe Sutherland to Watching Bad Movies With Great Comedians

Much gig goodness coming to Glasgow Comedy Festival (glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/) this month, go see e.g.
Joe Sutherland!
Kemah Bob!
Fern Brady!
@cbthorburn.bsky.social!
Kieran Hodgson!
@jainedwards.bsky.social!
Richard Brown!
Watching Bad Movies With Great Comedians! With more Chris Thorburn!

My muppet and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe

David Lynch was my favourite director and I’m absolutely floored by his loss. Here’s the stupid joke of mine he inspired. Thanks for everything David.

What I love about Dave Chappelle

Can’t believe it’s that time already.

Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Well it was two days ago so I’m sorry. You’ve fucked it.

Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now.

www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

SIMPLY HAVING A

proud

Then my work here is done! Great to see you here, hope you’re good!

Haha thank you, that’s so nice! I’ll try to look into turning my old tweets into tree ornaments.

Tweet by Chris Thorburn: Giddy up, Jingle horse, for fucks sake. Pick up your feet, you cunt.

In the spirit of Christmas I'm going to use my first post to draw attention to something by @cbthorburn.bsky.social that has greatly improved my enjoyment of Jingle Bell Rock

some awful nice timbers you’ve got there

be a shame if someone were to

shiver them

she’s perfect

The original tweet made me laugh so uncontrollably that my family made coasters out of it

Members of the jury, I ask you: why do we enjoy Mars? Is it the flavour? The texture? Or is it the great big throbbing vein?

A promotional graphic for Screen Time at The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow

THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024!

One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:

📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence

📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...

NEW EPISODE DAY

From Boogie Nights to Raj-ing Hardon.

In this episode Stu & Joe and special guest CHRIS THORBURN discuss, among other things, a one man Shawshank Redemption and Danny De Vito's Cambodian adventure.

"Songs for squatchin' lovers."

www.buzzsprout.com/2208783

Such a funny episode with the excellent @cbthorburn.bsky.social

Aww man! Thank you so much for coming!

Amazing night at Drygate Comedy Lab. Sad to see it go but @cbthorburn.bsky.social & all the acts tonight did a fuckin' incredible job as always.

Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

Hello BlueSky, here’s the Olivia Newton John song Xanadu but it’s about the Babadook