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YPHIMBY ๆˆ‘็”จๅŠณๅŠจๆขๅ–่ต„ๆœฌ๏ผŒ็”จๅฟซไนๆขๅ–ๅฟซไน I am in fact verifiably fun at parties @vegetablegremlin@jorts.horse โ“˜ This account leave a the spaghett in a the alley and like a to watch the dogs kiss

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star wars may have guys named "zeeto chundeebo" and "greg spaceship" but that kind of naming convention was possibly established with Dune

08.12.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mayber i should call those mysterious phone numbers on bathroom walls promising this

08.12.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you forget my lane im taking yours. simple

08.12.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had to look up who this katie was and learned she writes for The Stranger. lol well no surprises i guess

08.12.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"culturally normal" is NOT panicking about immigrants or trans people and what not

enormous effort goes into upholding those panics, and they require considerable sneakiness to chip away at just shrugging it off. This would not be the case if the hate were "culturally normal"

08.12.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welp. rip

08.12.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i admire your composure while acknowledging our differences

08.12.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my child

08.12.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im goign to mash up the remaining garbanzo into one gigant patty and chomp down on it

08.12.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
previously in this thread 

humanity absolutely does not have a default processing speed, mine is way above normal (highlighted), and i am also physically disabled. my existence suggests you need to reevaluate your assumptions

previously in this thread humanity absolutely does not have a default processing speed, mine is way above normal (highlighted), and i am also physically disabled. my existence suggests you need to reevaluate your assumptions

youre the one who brought up normal in the first place

08.12.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

surely this is not too much for your Gigantic Brain

08.12.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my pfp is mictlantecuhtli riding a bicycle

07.12.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i will not abide extended harry potter metaphors. i will get mean.

07.12.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also funny that research turned up educational tracking was also a load of hooey

07.12.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

burgess meredith??

07.12.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its always gonna let you down

07.12.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

funny thing is taking an IQ test is by no means a prerequisite for being very invested in the idea of having a high IQ

07.12.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just go through web belts like theyre socks

07.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man people get worked up over "IQ is not real" like it is a widespread pillar of people's sense of self

i guess it would be like if i was told funky was not real

07.12.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that and new tech hasnt really happened in the past decade, just spitshine on old tech with an increasingly-homogenized design language

07.12.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seems these queries are stuck in the queue

07.12.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these are assumptions, not any sort of methodology

07.12.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is your baseline of Normal measured by your immediate family? Because that is nowhere near a sufficient sample

07.12.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how is that a benchmark of Processing Speed

07.12.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how are you measuring your Processing Speed and where are you getting the baseline

07.12.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after parking that in the garage i would give it a little kiss on the a-pillar and tell it goodnight

07.12.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look at that handsome little bBy

07.12.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ope did somebody yell at me

07.12.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do what you love and you'll never be paid right a day in your life

07.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blaming trans people full steam ahead has been going on since at LEAST 2016 and Colin Jost is still doing Weekend Update

07.12.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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