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I mean yeah

what the fuck is this guy's collar situation

saw some news headline that leonardo di caprio brought vittoria ceretti as his date and i wondered "is this news" and then i found out she's over 25 so yes i guess it kind of is

i will stand by flaming out from SA on the hill of "somali pirates did nothing wrong"

no wonder today felt weird, the hourly chime that has glados tell me the time and weather and how the houseplants are doing was disabled for some reason

and a lotta cooked guys online

lol "if you think about it, susan collins gave me the nazi tattoo"

chicago is 228 square miles

everything is so depressing

i see platner has moved on from "didnt know it was a nazi tattoo" to "its not a nazi tattoo" interesting

marked safe from battle after battle after battle discourse

(i agree with the premise that all art is political and i like a challenge)

cenk tweet so like. you know. you dont have to see tweets if you dont want to. but i think this is kind of wildly on the nose

oops the left was correct again

now my Idiot Brain is tasked with working out the politics of weird al's canon

i mean we kinda know why: part of it is changes in the popularity of different acting disciplines but mostly it's because the avenues for pursuing the arts when youre not born with connections have all been severed

ohhhh haha well bad news about the serious parts bud

whole thread was really really dumb like he was stupid about specific pieces of art and that expanded to a unified stupid art theory

i hope his deletes continue to the source

whole thread was really aggressively stupid

this post is even weirder

what a weird post to make

chatting with a friend and their sinners take was they really liked the first hour but they wished everybody could just hang out the whole time and be who they are

and i looked at her and i says "kinda like..." and shes like ok true

tonight feels like a night where people have extremely rigid takes on pieces of art and art in general and theyre: fuckin goofy

everybody in sinners isn't "the best version of themselves" theyre just people

looks like you have defeated that guy's entire thread

twitter sure does have some bad posts!

obvious follow up question would be "how so" but alas i didnt have my mensa card to gain access to the reply zone

seems he's got things under control

the genius council of huge-brained scholars convenes

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it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page

lesser paul anderson again