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@earlyej.bsky.social

24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain #indieanimation

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Big Chungus and FNaF exist because of the same person. lol

05.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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>"Energetic surreal* in username
>Can't handle a song that's energetic and surreal

B R U H

04.12.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Palm cloning is very complex, and closer to animal cloning.

It's a laboratory technique. Palms don't have branches or tubers of any kind, so they require lab technology to clone.

04.12.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most plants are colonial organisms. It's the principle behind air layering.

Wrap a bag of dirt around a tree branch, and it'll create a clone while still attached to the tree that you can cut off.

Most palms are an exception. You can't easily clone them.

04.12.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's sort of a modified Georgist ideology, but everyone should be able to fully own their personal land, but prevent overbuying of land from landlords.

Might need a limit to the size, and some other things to prevent hoarding. Feel free to bring up concerns.

04.12.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have sort of an "off-gridist" idea of taxation. Lower or eleminate taxes on certain residential stuff and raise taxes on commercial stuff.

Like, wanna go off-grid in the woods on your single property? Fine.

Wanna use a second property to make money? Higher taxes than they are currently.

04.12.2025 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Eradicate borders

04.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bhutan has the best flag. No debate. Their flag has fuckin' Shenron from Dragon Ball on it (yes, I know it's a mythology thing, but it's still awesome).

04.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna get some CBD to grow a crystal with for my crystal collection!

04.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The singer for Cardiacs sounds like Pinky.

04.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are things where the flavor is the main problem.

Like, cucumbers are repulsive to me even from a distance.

04.12.2025 17:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ARFID is almost entirely a texture thing. This is evident by the fact that lychee is my favorite fruit... but those things feel like chewing rubber, so I like the juice and lychee flavored things.

04.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Caillou bad
Arthur good

04.12.2025 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I think in order to truly be hyperpop, you have to mix at least two of those, like how Sophie mixed bubblegum bass with deconstructed club.

Honestly, hyperpop feels like a catch all term for "genre blending" electronic pop.

03.12.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like, you have Hannah Diamond (bubblegum bass), Arca (deconstructed club), and Jane Remover (digicore)

I could see someone liking any one of those artists, but not enjoying the others.

I like all 3, but they're all VERY different.

03.12.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, hyperpop is like, 3 separate genres in a trenchcoat.

There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.

Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.

03.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Elevated batteries

03.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I think both of these did the "meaningless meme meant to confuse you" better than 6 7.

03.12.2025 18:16 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Knee surgery

03.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

When Guac Is Extra

03.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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If you told me in 2014 that I'd be seeing plushies of a cartoon from SMG4's studio in Walmart, I'd call you fucking nuts, but here we are. lol

03.12.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"The Beach Boys are the best!"
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"

It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!

02.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I can't get over how beautiful this album cover is. Perfection.

02.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Meet the Feebles

02.12.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Experimental electronic music with UPA revival album art? Did I somehow time travel, move to Japan, and then make this album?!

02.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

02.12.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's peak. This rules.

02.12.2025 16:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.

02.12.2025 16:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

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