@earlyej.bsky.social
24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain #indieanimation
Big Chungus and FNaF exist because of the same person. lol
05.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0>"Energetic surreal* in username
>Can't handle a song that's energetic and surreal
B R U H
Palm cloning is very complex, and closer to animal cloning.
It's a laboratory technique. Palms don't have branches or tubers of any kind, so they require lab technology to clone.
Most plants are colonial organisms. It's the principle behind air layering.
Wrap a bag of dirt around a tree branch, and it'll create a clone while still attached to the tree that you can cut off.
Most palms are an exception. You can't easily clone them.
It's sort of a modified Georgist ideology, but everyone should be able to fully own their personal land, but prevent overbuying of land from landlords.
Might need a limit to the size, and some other things to prevent hoarding. Feel free to bring up concerns.
I have sort of an "off-gridist" idea of taxation. Lower or eleminate taxes on certain residential stuff and raise taxes on commercial stuff.
Like, wanna go off-grid in the woods on your single property? Fine.
Wanna use a second property to make money? Higher taxes than they are currently.
Eradicate borders
04.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bhutan has the best flag. No debate. Their flag has fuckin' Shenron from Dragon Ball on it (yes, I know it's a mythology thing, but it's still awesome).
04.12.2025 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna get some CBD to grow a crystal with for my crystal collection!
04.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The singer for Cardiacs sounds like Pinky.
04.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are things where the flavor is the main problem.
Like, cucumbers are repulsive to me even from a distance.
ARFID is almost entirely a texture thing. This is evident by the fact that lychee is my favorite fruit... but those things feel like chewing rubber, so I like the juice and lychee flavored things.
04.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Caillou bad
Arthur good
I think in order to truly be hyperpop, you have to mix at least two of those, like how Sophie mixed bubblegum bass with deconstructed club.
Honestly, hyperpop feels like a catch all term for "genre blending" electronic pop.
Like, you have Hannah Diamond (bubblegum bass), Arca (deconstructed club), and Jane Remover (digicore)
I could see someone liking any one of those artists, but not enjoying the others.
I like all 3, but they're all VERY different.
Honestly, hyperpop is like, 3 separate genres in a trenchcoat.
There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.
Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.
Elevated batteries
03.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think both of these did the "meaningless meme meant to confuse you" better than 6 7.
03.12.2025 18:16 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Knee surgery
03.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1When Guac Is Extra
03.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1If you told me in 2014 that I'd be seeing plushies of a cartoon from SMG4's studio in Walmart, I'd call you fucking nuts, but here we are. lol
03.12.2025 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"The Beach Boys are the best!"
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"
It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!
I can't get over how beautiful this album cover is. Perfection.
02.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Meet the Feebles
02.12.2025 20:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Experimental electronic music with UPA revival album art? Did I somehow time travel, move to Japan, and then make this album?!
02.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.
02.12.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's peak. This rules.
02.12.2025 16:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
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