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@earlyej.bsky.social

24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain #indieanimation

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Past art: Caitlyn Cloud

#furry #furryart #anthro #ケモノ #ocs #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #ocart #artmoots #art #illustration #SFW #イラスト

29.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You need to believe in him first in order to know that he brings the presents.

29.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Santa obviously rewrites the memories of parents who don't believe in him into thinking they bought the presents.

29.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought it looked delicious.

29.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am rectangular
I feel in by bones

28.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know nothing about the show, but the fans make me hesitant to learn more.

28.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Because you're a Nazi. You're literally calling humans demons and dehumanizing them by using this Frieren quote. The lack of self awareness is incredible.

28.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We are Captain Kirk!
We explore through space!

28.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fermenting Play-Doh to make Play-Doh hooch and becoming the coolest kid at the playground.

28.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom: *hands me knife* "If someone breaks in, use this."

Me: "Give them a knife? I don't think that'll help me."

Mom: "It won't, but it'll make it go faster. I don't want you to suffer."

28.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zach D. Films annoys me. "He [did thing]"

WHO?! WHO THE FUCK DID IT?! WHAT IS THE CONTEXT FOR ANY OF YOUR VIDEOS?! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK UP THESE PEOPLE, BECAUSE YOU DON'T SAY THE NAMES!

28.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who the fuck was. Charlie Kirk anyway? I thought he was some no-name conservative YouTuber, like Paul Joseph Watson or Carl Benjamin.

Why are conservatives treating this loser like a god?

28.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dumbass

28.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who up tabbing they nacle?

28.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tabernacle? I don't even know her nacle.

28.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Charlie Twerk

28.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any song by another artist featuring Björk didn't have her as part of the plan originally, because she can't be contacted by Earthly means.

She just materialized on the recording after the file was exported.

28.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA chuds using whataboutism to an anti-authoritarian like me is funny. Like "what about [liberal politician)?" Yeah. Fuck them too. Fuck all politicians.

27.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Including constitutional monarchies. The leaches must be removed from their unearned positions.

27.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, monarchies are evil. Fuck all of them.

27.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm super antinationalist, so I'm not the hugest patriot to any country, but this guy yells "MAGA" shit all the time, and then says the most un-American thing ever. Change your slogan to "Make America a Colony Again" if this is the shit you believe. Stop pretending you care about this country.

27.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Treason

27.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wish I could've seen the reaction from people listening to Hounds of Love by Kate Bush because of Stranger Things when they got to Waking the Witch.

27.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm putting on my stringbean love.

27.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, hangin' with the raisin girls is never a good solution.

27.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Eushrexua

27.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

0² is one of the greatest final bosses ever.

27.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There were a LOT of weird Deltarune connections, and the account was abandoned, so I left some replies.

27.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
it was just a goof, why aren't you laughing?
YouTube video by Bravo Seis™© it was just a goof, why aren't you laughing?

Peter Sotos be like

26.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kilroy was here ɯ-°U°-ɯ

26.11.2025 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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