Hand

This is not a person who should even be allowed to guess the nuclear codes.

Everything in the past could have been so much easier and different when your skull is a vat of lukewarm tapioca pudding.

‘One Battle After Another’ is fucking fantastic.

Proud that she’s my congresswoman!

Ah yes, noted bipartisan Newt Gingrich.

Post something random or have an awful October

Why I post

As a card-carrying member of Antifa, I am *stunned* to learn that Antifa is an “organization.”

I made this card with crayons and an old Covid vaccination record.

“Sorry for the convenience.”

Share your favorite black and white movie

I am “I see a routine tackle in an NFL game and say ‘oh gosh’ out loud” years old.

My child, the water balloon.

If there is a Hell, he’s going to plummet right past it to whatever’s underneath.

Proud Villanova alum here alone in my living room, rooting for the Cats to hold Penn State under 700 points.

Seeing A Crow

Come to think of it, ‘The Sixth Sense’ could have used a slapstick subplot.

It is with great regret that I inform you I have decided to put on pants today.

1,000 times this ⬇️

Yes.

Holy smokes, I miss Mitch. 😁

RFK Jr in this hearing:

Reposting this tonight for no particular reason…

David Muir: “Tonight as we come on the air, a dangerous virus breaking out in at least one state… We’ll tell you *which* state if you can guess which number I’m thinking of between one and 500,000.”

Sounds like Him.

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My answer to any question like this is always…

Tough but fair

Saying "I'm otherwise a really good person" and "I deserve lenience" really quick before they turn off the lie detector

I hate how inevitable this feels right now.

Wondering if “Trump” appears in the Epstein files more or less frequently than “the.”