tim mulcahey

Conclave should have been called 133 Angry Men

Pope Leo XIV’s wiki entry reads: Criticism Prevost has faced criticism from advocates for clergy abuse survivors regarding his handling of sexual abuse allegations during his leadership in the Augustinian order and in Peru. The advocacy group SNAP accused Prevost of failing to act against abuse claims involving Richard McGrath, a former president of Providence Catholic High School, allowing him to remain in his position despite longstanding accusations.

#notmypope

babe wake up new pope dropped

No shade I love Jewels but I really hope Onya Nurve is the next Pope.

The lies about Kilmar Abrego Garcia—that he is a gang member, a smear with no basis in reality—which the Trump administration admitted in court—is the new playbook.

Next up: dissenting citizens cast as domestic terrorists. For how can any lie be disproven without due process?

Only as it unravels has it become clear that American democracy survived for 248 years as basically a gentlemen’s agreement

There’s one person excited to be heading into the second Great Depression and that is @suzietoot.bsky.social

if we stopped reviving ALW shows? imagine the freedom

Masculinity influencer stands shirtless before a mirror with black tape covering his mouth in a “morning routine” video timestamped 3:52 AM

what is this honestly for? does he sleep with tape on his mouth like he’s bound in a serial killer’s trunk? does it hydrate the lips or something? Help

Slamming Irish car bombs before it curdles walked so that chugging Metamucil before it thickens could run

Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Rhonda V’Plauz

Trump and Vance showed their true colors today—Muscovite reds—whereas President Zelenskyy showed true courage and leadership.

You would be a national hero

Lala Ri bevels with attitude in thigh-high boots in her constructed Bag Ball look on the RuPaul’s Drag Race runway. A small number of pink and purple paper gift bag are glued to a black leotard for one of the shockingly worst looks to grace that stage.

I think about this every day

From Wikipedia: The potato fruit is the part of the potato plant that, after flowering, produces a toxic, green cherry tomato-like fruit. Underneath, a photo of the odd dark berries in a palm, with the caption: The toxic fruits produced by mature potato plants

if I wanted some toxic fruits hunny I’d just go to Marie’s Crisis okay hunny!!

News report that Tulsi Gabbard likely to be confirmed as Director of National Intelligence with a photo of the dangerous Russian asset

(tiredly) and she’s in an actual cult

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An Ariana Grande fan account shares a photo of the actress-singer at the Critics’ Choice Awards, with a caption reading, “Showing her after she lost was so sick and twisted.” This in turn is quote tweeted by another Ariana fan account saying, “The way they made jokes about her the entire show? I don’t even think this was humor.” Both accounts have pictures of Ariana Grande as their profile pic.

Peering into the waters you glimpse at times a universe entirely unknown

what if we had like three moons? be crazy

just got home from vacation and Karla Sofía Gascón is in my bedroom with a knife?? what do I do

a tweet reads “this is the New Right” with a photo of four white women in a bar smirking in tacky off-the-rack dresses

“the new right” and it’s just vintage nazism

Dahmer? Hardly gnaw ‘er!

using a lot of ellipses today. i must be feeling wistful….

corrected a friend’s pronunciation of “pedant” yesterday, so if you need me I’ll be on the nose

Samantha: He can assemble his ghost gun inside me anytime.

Miranda: I’m just saying! There’s something about a man with conviction.

Charlotte: You of all people should know that the only conviction he’s about to get is for… (whispers) murder!

Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

With two photos of the couple, Pop Base’s tweet reads: Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).

me: who’s sabrina carpenter

barry keoghan: she’s a porson I sart of detted

An article reads: Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

I just know a gay killer whale named Richard started this shit

if only becOZ dust is what we come TOOOOOOO

for a book-hater so callow and fraughtless, Fiyero sure has an impressive vocabulary

guys I’m about to see wicked and I’m not joking when I ask you to hold space for me

today my worst fear was confirmed: I’m not holding space. it’s holding me