jenny_tightpants🪑

a screenshot of my post that reads “waking up every day sad mostly because I woke up” to which @politicallysound.bsky.social responds with “You have more than 22 thousand followers, and you follow less that 300 people. Are you a fake account??? If you need to connect, follow back.” uhhhhhh what the fuck

…what?

im biney

i liked nbome better than lsd, personally

probably

mfw i deliberately take a drug that obliterates my brains seratonin levels and then feel bad the next day

they make friends from outside the computer

i learned about it offline from a friend i talked to in real life

how did you miss that

Does the left need their own Sauron the Deceiver to craft rings of power as gifts for all free folk – only to, in secret, craft a Master Ring to bind them to his will?

how do u think i got into this situation at the first place

all my seratonin gone

Anyone keyed into the system realized early on the AP/honors classes didn't actually teach you anything better they just were more homework, and it was better to be a smart slacker in the normie classes then do 8 hours of homework a night in the special classes

USE YOUR DETECTIVE VISION

what if they lied to us and there never was a gifted and talented program and we were all actually in special ed the whole time

i was never a gifted child i never had any grace to fall from. burnouts get off my lawn

the thing about transphobia is that you have to be really dumb to buy into it. Like exceptionally dumb. Like so dumb that you can be jedi mind-tricked into handing over your wallet by someone speaking in a low ASMR voice.

It’s very funny that the left wing is subject to constant internal and external hand-wringing about the Crisis of Masculinity and the right wing is full of guys panicking about how sex with your wife is gay and traveling makes you a woman

man now i gotta get back into the habit of saying no homo to this friend

unreal

get in the crystal

neon white OST slaps

STUPID DOGE YOU PLAYED VIDEOGAME OST IN FRONT OF THE HOES

traded estrogen for MDMA. call that E4E

the friend i'm talking about was a cis guy last month but uhhh things change

i made my friend watch the remake last week out of my nostalgia for the original 1980s one

that's a good anime for that

rn i'm watching dan da dan