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backend developer at bluesky

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yeah but he wouldn't get a res for that cuz nobody wished back anyone who died of make-a-wishitis

14.02.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground

13.02.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2847    ๐Ÿ” 350    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

imagine that kid getting wished back from that but not whatever made him a make a wish kid so he just dies again

14.02.2026 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10483    ๐Ÿ” 2609    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit

Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit

The entire British political class

14.02.2026 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

beast mode

14.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a job i would take but it involves reporting on you lot

14.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why

14.02.2026 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as much as i hate to miss an opprotunity to dunk on vance, this is sadly a W for him

14.02.2026 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why i don't trust it when they try to get me to go to woke church. i don't wanna go to woke church or chud church i want the dang church to pay taxes

14.02.2026 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

low bar but sure

14.02.2026 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone tried to fork a project over this yet? lmao

14.02.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait i have an idea. magefoot

14.02.2026 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

those all have the same god

14.02.2026 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ty for spoonfeeding

14.02.2026 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

isn't murder like the 4th or 6th that's not the one i meant

14.02.2026 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remind me

14.02.2026 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is like when my classmates in middle school discovered it was funny to ask people if they've seen the clown that hides from gay people

14.02.2026 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s so funny to think about the fact that thereโ€™s people out there deferring every life decision to this

14.02.2026 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1654    ๐Ÿ” 432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

what happens if you remove a limb of a polymorphed person and then they change back. does the severed limb also change to a human part or does it stay like that forever?

14.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I transitioned because I'm very desperate

14.02.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you cut off an arm then polymorph does the polymorphed form have the limb or is it still missing

14.02.2026 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you're going to what

14.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there a potion that can turn you into a lizard?

14.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mf went to bricktown ok

14.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bricktown, ok

bricktown, ok

ok

14.02.2026 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did you record your own voice for the scream

14.02.2026 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the pink insulin

14.02.2026 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i went there to comment something but katie already said it

14.02.2026 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i'm not. mods!!

14.02.2026 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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