yeah but he wouldn't get a res for that cuz nobody wished back anyone who died of make-a-wishitis
14.02.2026 12:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jtp.bsky.social
backend developer at bluesky
yeah but he wouldn't get a res for that cuz nobody wished back anyone who died of make-a-wishitis
14.02.2026 12:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0remember when centrists would call you an insane person if you said jeff bezos ownership is going to run the washington post into the ground
13.02.2026 16:29 โ ๐ 2847 ๐ 350 ๐ฌ 25 ๐ 7imagine that kid getting wished back from that but not whatever made him a make a wish kid so he just dies again
14.02.2026 12:21 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit
The entire British political class
14.02.2026 11:44 โ ๐ 159 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2beast mode
14.02.2026 03:11 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a job i would take but it involves reporting on you lot
14.02.2026 09:07 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0why
14.02.2026 12:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0as much as i hate to miss an opprotunity to dunk on vance, this is sadly a W for him
14.02.2026 12:03 โ ๐ 116 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0this is why i don't trust it when they try to get me to go to woke church. i don't wanna go to woke church or chud church i want the dang church to pay taxes
14.02.2026 11:56 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0low bar but sure
14.02.2026 11:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0has anyone tried to fork a project over this yet? lmao
14.02.2026 11:50 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0wait i have an idea. magefoot
14.02.2026 11:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0those all have the same god
14.02.2026 11:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ty for spoonfeeding
14.02.2026 11:31 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0isn't murder like the 4th or 6th that's not the one i meant
14.02.2026 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0remind me
14.02.2026 11:22 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0this is like when my classmates in middle school discovered it was funny to ask people if they've seen the clown that hides from gay people
14.02.2026 11:15 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Itโs so funny to think about the fact that thereโs people out there deferring every life decision to this
14.02.2026 09:53 โ ๐ 1654 ๐ 432 ๐ฌ 50 ๐ 36what happens if you remove a limb of a polymorphed person and then they change back. does the severed limb also change to a human part or does it stay like that forever?
14.02.2026 10:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I transitioned because I'm very desperate
14.02.2026 10:10 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0if you cut off an arm then polymorph does the polymorphed form have the limb or is it still missing
14.02.2026 10:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0you're going to what
14.02.2026 10:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0is there a potion that can turn you into a lizard?
14.02.2026 10:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0mf went to bricktown ok
14.02.2026 10:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bricktown, ok
ok
14.02.2026 10:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0did you record your own voice for the scream
14.02.2026 10:10 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the pink insulin
14.02.2026 10:08 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i went there to comment something but katie already said it
14.02.2026 10:04 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0no i'm not. mods!!
14.02.2026 09:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0