jenny tightpants

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?

i just think its funny

no

I MUST consult the royal council of eunuchs before I make a decision

me learning how to play magic the gathering (i have several transsexuals i can contact to ask a bunch of stupid questions)

the way these centrist mfs manage to spin up new Groups is like if ted leonsis started a new nba team every year after the wizards missed the playoffs

its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers

use signal

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

The Motorola Envoy was $1,500 in 1994 and came with a touchscreen and stylus

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

>wake up
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep

As a dyslexic person I’m gonna be honest and say it’s annoying and shitty to see people speculate on a dead pedophile without a diagnosis based on a fucking BLOG where someone says “idk he might have been” to defuse criticism. “It makes sense that he was dyslexic” really? What do you mean by that?

99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off

As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.

[Q]
How prepared should you be before coming into this category?

[A]
Some things you cannot prepare for.

[2007]

fcuk

bad bunny halftime show

no i just won games

never got russian players on any of my california servers but occasionally i'd get a teammate from mexico or if i was on at weird hours of the night, someone from japan. they never taught me any swears in their languages tho

i know enough

cs2 is free

i can't find the OG upload, just extended versions and other stuff so here's my backup of Buff Fortress 2 if anyone needed it

every time I see this guy he looks more shipwrecked

In Amazon's LotR the main antagonist uses the evil "Palantir" technology to spy on people and sell them “Rings” which are designed to ultimately give him more power

we all got that one gender

can't say i am, i'm afraid

why are the quote tweets all shadow the hedgehog