haynes (it/its)

me when someone asks what the lyrics to From Death Trap by Five Starcle Men are

cook aoty oh wait you already are

A vs. Monkey Kong by A

sobbing WHY did they add that

they're ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

The lust people have for Charlie Dompler unironically gives me hope.

this is the best fucking thing i've seen in a WHILE

Vox can never have one dick it's always two or zero but never one

i cant believe radiostatic has furry elements, tentacles, hypnosis, electrocution, vore/cannibalism, macro, monster forms, wireplay, and thats just like all the canon shit? we're not even getting into the frequency cuddling, the tail, the rut, and giving vox two dicks.

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

I was close friends with the guy who made the Igor leak

when English isn't their first language so you know it's about to be the best shit ever 🤤

start using "fanworks" again instead of "content" let's go people

This is the humor of the future

an oversaturated image of Lisa Simpson with the caption "battles broken up with cattle on saddles" translated into Arabic in the top left corner and a beige Starclemanee in the bottom right corner

yes

for nye i got so high that i said this:

"uhh meimeiwagasimo daaa gasimo ama sembasembaga gaaa. hmm. gogasima. no. haha- maimaisemagana sema masemba sendanooo sembabawaaa. delsym. huh? aisemba tō e ashela maaatogo haha. maitoshela makela haaa. ish ma-ai a siiii. matiko mil asembo masembo wé?"

how all youtube ads sound to me

if you've got a nexus portal, you have to get floxjam.com

ever notice how when you say "chicken butt" nobody bats an eye but when you say "cock ass" suddenly you're the crazy one *matt pinned a message to this channel*

i think about this all the time

129 /ref

gonna make an eldextrorawk album @jaidenandmoneyz.bsky.social

going to invent new genre of eldextrorawk

check out "It's Christmas* (*And You Know What That Means)" by All Things Holiday Sampler, absolute rawk

IT QUITE LITERALLY AS THEY SAY IS ALL OVER THE SCREEN

it's so peak..

CA: howw do i look yelloww man
TA: you look liike youre about two tell your friiend not two come two 2chool twomorrow ed.

This is listed as the "red and yellow" variant. Where the fuck is the yellow??

shirtless Vox

no need to keep it a secret

ONE OF US