Michael Spicer

Big kitchen island. No mess in the kitchen at all.

honestly the fucking guardian and their stupid fucking pompous badly-written miss-the-point cultural wankpieces

Dan Dare should be applying for the role of me. I don't know what that means.

appreciate that thanks

well spotted!

always

can you read the bottom line for me

Keir Starmer talks of Reform's racist policies then announces measures to strip away immigrants' rights. Our PM is essentially that rabbit/duck optical illusion at this point.

I do a very good 'exasperated neo-nazi' impression actually.

my first trolling on bluesky

you sure are

make knolls grassy again

Remember when Richard Nixon accidentally broadcast his smoking gun tape to the nation and Nixon said 'I didn't do that, there are no tapes it's all a hoax' and the media and the politicians and all his supporters said oh ok fair enough and everything went back to normal?

Thank you Simon!

Despite the overwhelming evidence of Trump's criminality, his fascist policies, his support of Israel's genocide, his links with sex trafficking and his views that domestic violence isn't a crime, what were the standout looks of the state visit, BBC News?

it's real support from actual racists

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it's real support from actual racists

no that's fine

gender activism. get fucked guardian

you do it

please no

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Liverpool 0-0 Arsenal

quick reminder that any glasses with a hidden camera in them are not 'wearable tech', they're just pervert glasses. night night!

YouTube video by Michael Spicer Football is Back!

football is back!

No, no you're not.

Ta very much.

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Thank you!