Werewolf Bar mitzvALEX

Go upstairs and put it on

YouTube video by KennyLogginsVEVO Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone (Official Video - Top Gun)

Guess who just found a nice bomber jacket in the charity shop

It's groove time

FHM (UK) - Back Issue Magazines Buy FHM magazine back issues. We have UK issues in our archive from 1988 through to the final issue in 2016. FHM (which launched under the title 'For Him') was a British men's lifestyle magazine. The ...

I discovered over the weekend that women weren't the cover models of FHM untill 1995.

Me reading your tweets

Also blonde Sarah Jessica Parker is making me feel things*

*Horny

I'm watching Hocus Pocus and Bette Middler has just said "Hocus Pocus"

October 5th is probably the most important date in the history of British popular culture.

Oct 5th 1962 - The Beatles release their debut single ‘Love Me Do’

Oct 5th 1962 - The first James Bond film ‘Dr. No’ is released

Oct 5th 1969 - The first episode of ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’ is aired

News article that reads "menopause friendly fire brigade recognised"

I've read this three times now and I still keep thinking they're shooting people with the menopause.

Heroin?

YouTube video by birusan Sidewalk and bookstore scene from The Big Sleep

Watched this last night. One of the horniest things I've ever seen.

Back at work today with my pals. I love my job. Just wish it paid more.

Cocktail time #classy

CD/BG #totp

Another spectacular night. Only one of us got swarmed by men from Norwich.

Just had to fend off several guys from three different women. What a world.

Jess is currently doing Mein Herr and making the Brexit voting populous of Peterborough very confused

Nope we do I Would Do Anything For Love. She lets me be the girl sometimes.

♥️

Love these gals

Stop dicking around and get to the pub

Tonight! Work and Jess edition. Desperately looking for my pimp hat.

Apparently calling someone a full kit wanker when they're wearing stockings and suspenders isn't sexy talk.

The fact that this show not only existed but ran for three seasons will never stop being hilarious.

Well that's that out the fucking window.

Well that's that out the fucking window.

Happy birthday!

This morning's loft treasure

Keir Starmer at the Labour party conference saying: Painting a fence, running the raffle, cutting the half-time orange.

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

Sorry it's mine now.