Emma Jacobs

Oh yeah, chuck’em

All this talk of ignoring international laws is making me feel like a massive square

‘Rules are rules’

Haha

Policy dictated by I-did-alright anecdote

As George Orwell once said, ‘Kristi Noem makey uppy stuff’

TFW you want to save your family’s lives but also buy a Rolex

I feel less upset about it than others. Put v little effort into it. Best one was prob son doing his joker outfit on zoom during pandemic which was basically a lot of makeup

He didn’t read comics and just became fixated on the 15 movie from poster on the bus

I don’t care. They can dress up in football shirts, cartoon characters etc

Love world book day now I’m not in it

Sweet

Meet the Finest Boys in Finance What motivates finance boys besides their bank accounts? We don’t have the answers, but a few hard workers we cast on LinkedIn might.

When do you crash?

When my Excel freezes at 3 AM.

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Harry Styles and the anti-Easter egg pop album If you were expecting to learn anything about Harry Styles's personal life from the new LP, forget about it

I have a mental block about the difference between a curate’s and Easter egg

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Jonathan Anderson’s dad talking about how proud they are of their son’s show at Paris fashion week

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as.ft.com/r/519a09ec-0... The influencers leaping to Dubai’s defence

It’s becoming clear that I have a different definition of surprising

Yes, deffo some

Am trying a LinkedIn experiment with mixed results

my view is that you can be allowed to have an open marriage, just not to write a magazine article about it.

Energy prices up, markets down

We done a pod innit

Me + @robarmstrong.bsky.social + FT oil nerd @jamiesmythft.bsky.social on The Obvious featuring:

-oil 📈
-Gas 🚀
-anyone fancy piloting a ship through the Strait of Hormuz? Anyone? 🚢
-markets 🤮
-sausage rolls 🥧
-2026 is going *just great* 👍🏻

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They look sweet

Sir Elton John's family photo by Catherine Opie hung in National Portrait Gallery The portrait shows Sir Elton with husband David Furnish and their teenage sons Zachary and Elijah.

Elton John’s teenagers look just like yours

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That’s a lot of Muslims

I blame Jonathan Haidt

It’s got all the algorithmic flashpoints

Momo on steroids

Yeah, that will tell them
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As someone who blames herself even when I had nothing to do with it, I just can’t imagine being like this

🤛🏻

Timothee Chalamet and his mum at SAG

Broadening it out for Teyana Taylor and her cute daughter at SAG

Some schools suggest by adults trying to stir up London violence

Ha! Yes, of course!