Emma Jacobs emmavj - Bluesky Statics

Thanks for asking. I like the idea of it more than the sensation of my teeth dissolving in sugar

01.03.2026 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Luckily so many of my colleagues do!

01.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At last!

01.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One’s a smoking labradoodle
The other is a sausage

01.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have no Middle East expertise, AMA

01.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1

🙌🏻

01.03.2026 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hadn’t thought of prime minister khan

01.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mission accomplished

28.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Evidently chickentown by John cooper Clark good for repetition
St chroma by Tyler creator I like to imagine I’m a Kenyan marathon runner doing a warmup drill when actually I’m pootling about

28.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not about you and your family
It’s about our entertainment

28.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mum’s found Snapchat

28.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Post with a really earnest message. If we break muffins together we can show the power of #bekind

28.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The parent chats are going crackers about it, I made this to share there, but I daren't

28.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

TikTok and Snapchat posts urge London pupils to join ‘school wars’ fights Met urges pupils not to get involved and asks platforms to ban accounts promoting ‘fights’ with images of weapons

I hear there is a theory among kids that the government created this to force the under 16 social media ban through
www.theguardian.com/education/20...

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Paul Thomas Anderson’s new zeitgeist movie; one emergency podcast after another

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😄

28.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When actually the sex aid you need is a hearing aid

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I love kitty

27.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So great

27.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish my dad bought me a movie studio

27.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg this is such lovely news

27.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

No dinner parties with Alan rusbridger for poor matt

27.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here for the Matt Goodwin jokes frankly

27.02.2026 09:39 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

This is such a big problem and it is far bigger than the Neets age group

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

27.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sorry to say, the progressives did in fact, beat you

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Kevin Dahmer: oh noes my family name is a byword for murder

26.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Look what happened at uber

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It wanted to start a SubStack after redundancy!? Lads, you've successfully simulated a middle-aged journalist.

26.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 158 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 1

I’m so sick of this HR argument

You can put equality on quote marks all you like - it’s the law

26.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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