Machine Gay Kelly

Machine Gay Kelly

@judalicious.bsky.social

COO for the QSIDE Institute, CIO at Bennington College, proud supporter of DEI, gay person, gender fuzzy, proud dad of a transgender son. Expressions and opinions are my own and do not represent the organizations that I work for.

4,387 Followers 6,205 Following 1,223 Posts Joined Jan 2025
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a cartoon toaster is smiling and holding a piece of toast Alt: a cartoon toaster is smiling and jumping off a counter w a cape on its back as it falls to the ground
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3 hours ago

Also @meidastouch.com @katiephang.bsky.social @briantylercohen.bsky.social @adammockler.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social @zeteo.com

Corporate “news” is dead. @msnowreports.bsky.social is solid and holding, imo, but independent media is the future.

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9 hours ago
A hunky shirtless pic of John Shepard from Friday the 13th part V: A new beginning.

Well, it’s Friday the 13th. What’s your fave (and least fave) movie in the franchise?

My fave is probably the fifth - a new beginning, although Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X, and Freddy v. Jason all have their charms. Jason goes to Hell (#9) is my least fave.

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1 week ago

Omgeeeee! I’m guffawing.

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1 week ago
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Trump PANICS as WAR Gets OUT OF CONTROL!! YouTube video by MeidasTouch

Pathetic, tiny-dicked little boys playing war with human lives. Defeat these asshats!!!

youtu.be/ebxDIinOnfM?...

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1 week ago
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Why Won't The Media Mention Israel's Nukes? Mehdi Breaks It Down YouTube video by Zeteo

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social is a fucking GEM. youtube.com/shorts/J1CHM...

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The explanation of why we’re at war w Iran is fucking unreal. We are, apparently, now so weak as a nation that if Netanyahu says jump, our only response can be “yes sir, how high?”

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1 week ago

I can’t be quiet.

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1 week ago

We live in Western Mass and working VT, but where we are is pretty Trumpy, so I am very much looking forward to confrontations over my two new car flags that I had printed: one says: “Donald Trump: Molesting our daughters. Murdering our sons.” The other says “Operation Epstein Fury”.

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1 week ago

Also, “water” Jamaican plains

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1 week ago

Water fountain, tune yards.

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1 week ago

I’m guessing if I just spent 15 minutes googling how to paste text on an iPhone, I may have slightly overdone it on the edibles.

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1 week ago

So today I was at the gym and asked a dude for a spot and he literally refused and then muttered “fucking faggot” under his breath as he walked away. I’m glad to be 51 and still dealing with this nonsense.

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2 weeks ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣🤣

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2 weeks ago
A pavlova w mixed berries

Nothing I love quite like a pavlova!

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3 weeks ago
Jude Higdon sporting a black hoodie sweatshirt w the word “GAYTRIOT” in Pride flag colors.

Sporting my new gaytriot sweatshirt. H/t to @mizzwelch.bsky.social and the “I’ve had it” podcast crew; one of my faves!

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3 weeks ago
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Trump PANICS After Causing America's WORST Sewage Spill Ever YouTube video by Really American

Metaphor is dead. JFC.

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3 weeks ago
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Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration.

#BrutalButAccurate

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1 month ago
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My response to Jeanine Pirro's investigation: YouTube video by Sen. Elissa Slotkin

youtube.com/shorts/rM4PY...

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1 month ago

You’re a machine, jellybean! I didn’t even know you were working on this! Hongera!

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1 month ago

And they know not of Donald Trump…

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1 month ago

It’s so good and soooooo trashy but SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!

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1 month ago
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‘Joy Is an Act of Resistance!' Says White Woman Who Engages in No Other Acts of Resistance In a story coming out of a coffee shop in Manhattan, NY, 28-year-old Natalie Dodge was overheard explaining to her friends why simply experiencing joy in these uncertain times is a form of resistance,...

A-fucking-men. reductress.com/post/joy-is-...

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1 month ago

Yes. And then for us gays. And then for everyone else. I’ll fight this til my last breath.

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1 month ago

Good for him. Don’t👏cede👏the👏square!

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1 month ago

Thank you, Charlie! Fighting how we can from inside…

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2 months ago
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Faculty Merit Act Is Meritless (opinion) A proposal to mandate publication of SAT and other standardized test scores for all faculty and faculty job applicants is statistically unsound.

A right wing proposal would force public universities to gather/publish standardized test scores (SAT, GRE, etc.) for every faculty applicant across stages of a faculty search, to “restore meritocracy.” 👀 My op-ed today explains one of the many reasons this is nonsense: bad statistics. #AcademicSky

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2 months ago

I love u and u inspire me. Thanks for all you do all the time you beautiful, passionate hunk of man!

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2 months ago
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3 months ago

Just rewatched. So good.

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