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@helenwalton.bsky.social

Guernsey based civil servant, horse saddle fitter, DIYer and vegetarian food lover. I don't post much, but when I do, I aim to inform and/or amuse.

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Went for a walk round a graveyard on my own ๐Ÿ‘ป in the moonlight ๐ŸŒœ saw a bat ๐Ÿฆ‡ got soaked with rain ๐ŸŒง and now I just need to cast a spell that wards children off approaching my house for my #Halloween task list to be complete ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ

31.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's true ๐Ÿ™ƒ

28.10.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There are some whopping big 'shrooms out at the mo #fungi #guernsey

25.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good riddance to the last of the dubious electrical sockets in my house ๐Ÿซก another coat of paint later and that will be another job done ๐Ÿ‘

28.09.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Officially on holiday.

13.09.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please can we have a "Cunk on Farming" series? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ™

09.09.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I nearly forgot, but thankfully didn't
.. lunar eclipse above Herm ๐ŸŒš It looked way better with my eyes than via photos, but I'm sure lots of people will have captured good images. A cloud has covered over now, which I'm hoping means the bad omens don't count and the crops will be fine ๐Ÿ˜†

07.09.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Before and after (nearly 3 years after!). The hedge is still a work in progress, but the rotten soffits have been replaced, the house has been patched up and painted and the drain pipework has now all been lined and/or replaced. I am ready for you this year, winter! ๐Ÿค 

16.08.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I really enjoyed the BBC series, Human ๐Ÿ‘ So much more is known about our evolution now compared with when I was at school, thanks to archaeologists around the world, and that knowledge will only keep on growing!

06.08.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dear old outside light, it's time to say goodbye to your spot on the wall, which has been taken up by your (less flaky) replacement that has been waiting for about a year for its time to shine (in a box in my garage). A long awaited changing of the guard ๐Ÿ˜„

29.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a hare for the first time in my life (42 years and counting) on a trip to Ireland in May ๐Ÿ‡ We don't have hares in Guernsey, so it was extra exciting for me ๐Ÿคฉ

22.07.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did it have a big chip on its shoulder?

09.07.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm a bit worried that if the chap doing work on my house fits much more in this tonne bag it might distort the space-time continuum! ๐Ÿ˜† Top score in tonne bag tetris๐Ÿ†

08.07.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The local bees don't know about #30DaysWild, but they've definately heard about my no-mow lawn - absolutely loads have come to visit now its in full flower! ๐Ÿ

02.06.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoyed my short, rainy trip to Ireland ๐Ÿฅ” 1 night in Slane, 1 in Carlingford and 2 in Dublin ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช no leprechaun sightings, but lots of nice scenery ๐Ÿ€

30.05.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think pond liner might work best... I wonder if anyone has an offcut...

22.05.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quite pleased with how my latest pallet planter has turned out ๐Ÿคฉ worth all the sawing effort! I just need to fill in the bits I missed painting and then work out how to line it (it's due to be an aquatic planter) ๐ŸŒฟ

21.05.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The sky over Rousse at high tide looked too good to cycle on home without stopping to get a snap this eve #Guernsey

13.05.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Je suis ches vouz... and Minnie has been giving me the "where are my usual humans and what if this one doesn't know I need treats every day?" look ๐Ÿ™€

12.05.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had a look round there yesterday afternoon (and at the finds in the museum today) - I learned that you have far more patience than I do ๐Ÿ˜…

11.05.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy 80th Liberation Day! #Guernsey ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฌ #Jersey ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ช #NothingToDoWithTrump

09.05.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#NoMowMay posts have reminded me to provide an update on my no mow (ever) lawn. It's looking lush and starting to flower โ˜˜๏ธ The clover has pushed out some of the thyme but the chamomile is holding its ground ๐Ÿ‘ I have to keep pulling out grass ๐Ÿ‘Ž (also, I need some sort of "hedge in progress" sign ๐Ÿ˜…)

06.05.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like it's missing the end of it's tail ๐Ÿ˜ผ

01.05.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or not buying meat at all.... but yes, voting with our feet and our wallets is a good way to voice our opinions

30.04.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stop Cruel Imports | UK animal welfare Stop Cruel Imports petition calls the UK Government to require imported animal products to meet the UK animal welfare standards.

We import animal products from all over the world into #Guernsey. I wonder what kind of life (and death) all those animals had? www.stopcruelimports.uk

30.04.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street looks out a window with a vase of flowers ALT: elmo from sesame street looks out a window with a vase of flowers

I went to an interesting talk at the Creux es fees dolmen today (put on by La Sociรฉtรฉ)... I confess my mind wandered during the bit about the beaker period, but I think I still took most if it in ๐Ÿ˜… www.megalithicguernsey.co.uk/creux-es-fees/

27.04.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marcus can do it

27.04.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't realise they were uncommon in our part of the world... interesting! I wonder why noone else around here has them (any more) ๐Ÿค”

27.04.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pleased to see this news ๐Ÿ‘

22.04.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had forgotten - thanks for the reminder - it's as entertaining on second reading as it was first time round ๐Ÿ˜† Women, know your place! Which, of course, is wherever you want it to be ๐Ÿ™ƒ

17.04.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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