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Green sonic

@fastestgreenalive.bsky.social

(πŸ”ž ACC HERE WATCH OUT!!) I am Sonic but GREEN. I will post purely silly things because I am secretly a clown🀑 If youre slow you wont keep up cause im a real fast boy my best friend is blue tails my food is cold weiners Yeah

18 Followers  |  125 Following  |  147 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.6028

Latest posts by fastestgreenalive.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Veggietales dance pad

10.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH OUT ITS GREEN SONIC.EXE

10.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

500 cigarettes

06.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chaos emeralds are NOT what they seem that shit is STRAIGHT UP METH

05.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ibuprofen

04.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"why wont he ever leave😒" prolly because its karma for what you said toby

02.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm listening to slenderman fansongs and tobuscus jumpscared me

02.02.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world will end and yet Green Sonic will always remain.

01.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm don't like green"
BITCH WHY YOU TALKING TO ME THEN?? ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SMTH

29.01.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the last goddamn time I am not SCOURGE

27.01.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm into underground games
NO like REALLY underground games
like minecraft

27.01.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This post was too funny so we had to redact it. Have a nice day.

27.01.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
using an ANDROID PHONE in a group conversation #shorts
YouTube video by dicedip using an ANDROID PHONE in a group conversation #shorts

www.youtube.com/shorts/w5j8e...

25.01.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so green today

25.01.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is how it feels to chew five gum

21.01.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hungry

17.01.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm back dont worry

16.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I turned blue I would tell you but I am still green

16.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"He's right behind me, isn't he?😨"

07.01.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy holidays from Green sonic

15.12.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who called Green Sonic a loser in a COD lobby (I am Green Sonic)

30.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Green Sonic

15.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I'm Green Sonic

15.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How could you possibly not like Green Sonic?

15.11.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Green Sonic

15.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone sucks in politics and it makes me want to cry every night

13.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ts the typa shit ppl say will happen if you eat mcdonalds😭

03.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NOO BE CAREFUL YOURE GONNA FALL

03.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm just so fucking tired of this. Hi! It's me, Green Sonic, and I do not approve of AI!

30.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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