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Van

@megalardon.bsky.social

23 They/It/Any Fats, Vore, Inflation, & More If you're not into that kinda stuff or are under 18, scram https://vancouvershark.neocities.org

3,674 Followers  |  2,113 Following  |  1,755 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023
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YAY HOORAY

07.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BAD !

06.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 306    🔁 54    💬 7    📌 0
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ZOMG !

06.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 353    🔁 70    💬 7    📌 1
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So... I'm opening up some emergency commissions. I missed a bill... or two, and I think my SO has strep throat. Just when I thought we were in the clear.

20% off any full body piece! Sketch, line art, flats, or full color! All 20% off!
(com for @/lokhust)

06.03.2026 21:55 — 👍 379    🔁 82    💬 1    📌 0
Amy Wong with her belly full of toys and anal beads.

Amy Wong with her belly full of toys and anal beads.

Yeah the Amy mood is back full swing
#doodle

06.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 46    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

oh fugk thats a lot of beads, 💦

06.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The ship's engineer, a tiny green monoeye alien with enormous fake tits, gives the viewer a thumbs up to release the clamp on an enema hose pushed up her butt.
A massive enema bag hangs above her.

The ship's engineer, a tiny green monoeye alien with enormous fake tits, gives the viewer a thumbs up to release the clamp on an enema hose pushed up her butt. A massive enema bag hangs above her.

Okay! She's ready for 3 litres of ballast jelly!
You just have to release the clamp for her...

Yeah... she's gonna pop for sure.

24.11.2025 10:49 — 👍 449    🔁 54    💬 10    📌 0
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lotus eater scenarios are hot

06.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 263    🔁 64    💬 14    📌 0

omg cute!!!!!
i adore this tf concept a ton :3

06.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 2354    🔁 2555    💬 24    📌 53

having huge boobs is awesome actually because your back muscles get ripped as hell

06.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Zyneru body pillow :3c

26.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 631    🔁 92    💬 12    📌 2

awwwh happy bday!!!

06.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure
#doodle

06.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 95    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 0
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scored a 3-pointer 🏀

06.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Silver finds herself amongst some shady figures in the Cursed Apple...

probably should've gotten Dispel Magic 🤷

24.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 30    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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#penisberry

what if there was a demon girl that was really horny and also, like, really fat. wouldn't that be neat

06.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 343    🔁 53    💬 5    📌 0

You can use this tool to contact your lawmakers: badinternetbills.com

05.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 870    🔁 944    💬 7    📌 0
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Hgghfgj pear shaped women save me

05.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 563    🔁 124    💬 1    📌 0
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A commission! Werewolves are fun, but this kind of transformation is more my style

05.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 343    🔁 103    💬 3    📌 0

ATWT YAY YIPPEE

05.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sexo

05.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 968    🔁 128    💬 12    📌 1
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BFB having some fun with Moab

05.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 280    🔁 53    💬 1    📌 0
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DDT !

05.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 316    🔁 55    💬 5    📌 0
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BFB >:D

04.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 389    🔁 78    💬 4    📌 0
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Comm for Kimiko! A cutie stoat, now a cutie toy!

21.12.2023 19:41 — 👍 355    🔁 68    💬 1    📌 1
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// vore
an insane stripper to cake ratio for @simsimsalab00m.bsky.social on their bday yesterday 💖

05.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 152    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 0

oh real???

05.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

turn that werewolf into a rug

05.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0