Howard Long

Howard Long

@daktahoo.bsky.social

Co-author of The Complete History (and Fistory) of Underspace, Screenwriter of Forget Me Not, and co-host of The Worst Writer in the World podcast. My views DO represent those of my employer, who is also me.

304 Followers 366 Following 26 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 days ago

An illegal war by USA & Israel, propped up by missions from UK air bases.

Supported by Nigel Farage.

Over 1000 civilians dead & now the threat of global economic fallout. Trump's disaster makes us all less safe, less secure - and we will remember those who backed it.

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6 days ago

Join the campaign to evict Trump's military from airports owned by the Scottish Government: greens.scot/TrumpsTroops...

Our pressure is working! The First Minister confirmed today that he is actively considering this proposal.

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The people who spent two years levelling Gaza would like you to know Iran is violating international law In a masterclass of humanitarian restraint that has now stretched into its third glorious year, Israel has continued to show the world how deeply it respects international law.

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1 week ago

OK Iran, you know where he's going to be

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Many Americans will wake up to find the “peace president” and head of a “Board of Peace” has begun a war with a country that has not attacked the U.S.

U.S. troops are in danger, many feel unprepared and are afraid. But the world will be safer from…….

the Epstein files.

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1 week ago

The United States and Israel just bombed schools and killed at least 50 children as part of an illegal war to destroy the Iranian nuclear programme that Trump claimed last June had already been completely destroyed.

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1 week ago

The last time Iran attacked another country was 1856, it surprise attacked the British to drive them out.

But please tell use how a country that hasn't started a war for 170 years is dangerous.

But Israel and the US who have started half a dozen in one year aren't.

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2 weeks ago

One of the most beautiful things I have ever seen… 💚✨

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2 weeks ago
Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026
Source: Britain Elects
SIAIS r EFTIES
Green GAIN from Labour
40.7
28.7
25.4
1.9
1.8
Grn
427.5
Ref
414.6
Lab
725.4
Con
76.0
Lib
72.0
1.4
Oth
78.9

Starmer:

“If you don’t like our policies you can leave.”

Voters:

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2 weeks ago

😆 👍

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Muslim sectarianism, wanted a party led by a gay Jewish man. Matt mate, it might be time you started rethinking what you want to be remembered for

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Gorton and Denton by-election result:


GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)


Green GAIN from Labour.

Expect weeks of "family voting" rhetoric from Reform. They're out of the gates on it already.

It mustn't be allowed to wash because look at the scale of that win.

Tactical voting has obviously played a massive part.

Gorton and Denton rejected Reform and its hateful agenda.

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Greens DOMINATED the Gorton & Denton by-election The Green Party didn't just win in Gorton & Denton, they beat Reform and Labour into a distant second and third - congratulations!

The Green Party didn't just win in Gorton & Denton, they beat Reform and Labour into a distant second and third - congratulations Greens!

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Hannah Spencer & the Green Party HAVE WON in Gorton and Denton!! 😍

-Two party politics is dead

-The majority of people choose hope over division if the choice is clear

-The Greens can beat Reform in working class communities let down by Labour

-We can stop Farage being PM

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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

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2 weeks ago

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

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2 weeks ago

The amount of joy and positivity in the U.K. this morning is wonderful. People voted for community, for inclusion, for collectivism and togetherness. This election has been a complete rejection of division, othering and nasty politics

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2 weeks ago

So now that Hillary Clinton has testified to the Epstein Files, the other 900 hundred MEN named in the same files are being called up to testify, right?

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2 weeks ago

Now there is hope! It's no longer a choice between grim and grimmer. We can vote for who we want and win. Anywhere.
It's just one constituency, but the Green victory in Gorton and Denton is an electric shock to our political system.

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One family is about to control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. They’ll buy Warner Brothers with $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi. To win over Trump, they canceled Colbert, blocked a 60 Minutes CECOT investigation, and blocked Talarico. Much more will follow. Block this rotten deal.

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2 weeks ago
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Police willing to investigate Mandelson for anything but hanging out in a paedophile ring Police have assured our rulers that although they have arrested Peter Mandelson for a second time, they don't want to charge him with anything to do with Epstein's paedophile ring.

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This is exquisite. Every single word.

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I read that as ‘nonce officials’

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2 weeks ago

Every other country in the world should just impose a tariff of a million percent. 🖕

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BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago

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3 weeks ago
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These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

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3 weeks ago

I really enjoyed @bechillcomedian.bsky.social on Worst Writer with @rufustheduck.bsky.social and @daktahoo.bsky.social. So funny.

I hope Bec does more with Rufus ans Howard in the future.

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3 weeks ago

So, is anyone in the Epstein files going to get arrested, or is nothing going to happen as usual?

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