Captain Southbird

Captain Southbird

@cptsouthbird.bsky.social

Former Vinesauce editor, created the Super Mario Bros 3Mix hack, made some cool Starbound RP vids

104 Followers 14 Following 250 Posts Joined Feb 2024
1 week ago
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Into the Jar You Go (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

Reminds me a bit too much of certain other jars...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=deae...

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1 week ago
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It's Just Hat (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

It's Just Hat, you wouldn't understand
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQMc...

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2 weeks ago

poor unnamed guy :(

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2 weeks ago

That's how it works though, right? Cats fly, and birds fall? Maybe not...

(my poor confused and concerned creature)

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2 weeks ago

Every character in this show I'm watching has the same ringtone on their phones, which is also my ringtone. So, every few minutes I keep having a Pavlovian response checking my phone and going "oh right"

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2 weeks ago

Video: "Why Did Old PCs Have These Ports??"

Me: "Ooh, maybe they're going over some obscure interface that didn't survive out of the 90s or somethi-"

(Video circles the old keyboard/mouse PS/2 ports) "WHAT ARE THESE COLORFUL PORTS FOR-" (immediately close video, reminded again I'm old)

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3 weeks ago
Pencil drawing of two crows in a tree with heavy snow fall. One crow is pulling a PRIVATE PROPERTY sign off of the tree. The crows are now on the snowy ground. One says "Hold on tight!" the other replies "To what?" looking down at the sign it is standing on. The first crow pushed the second and it slides down a hill screaming AAAAAHHHH. Perspective from between the legs of the crow going down the hill. Snow streams by as it continues to scream AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. The first crow watches from the top of the hill as the second screams "I'll never forgive youuuuuuu". The second crow's scream continues "uuuuu–oh I've stopped. That was thrilling!" It is covered in snow, face is plastered with the stuff. In the distance at the top of the hill, the first crow is crying "my turn! my turn!"

Hold On Tight

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3 weeks ago
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Vampires vs. Amphitheres (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

Flyin' through the sky on flying snakey boys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVH...

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3 weeks ago
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"What a pity, I will surpass you next time!" - true and very real gamer speak

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1 month ago
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Fur, Fangs, and Starbuncles (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

A commenter in particular said this thumbnail was pretty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW17...

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1 month ago
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oh my god Google that's the basic mantra for pilots, it doesn't need to be translated

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1 month ago
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The Blood Problem (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

That dang blood-guzzling bird and his friend the werewolf cat are at it again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33S...

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1 month ago
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Xylophones are like one of the softest sounding instruments, a megaphone and all-caps title seems inappropriate

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1 month ago
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Teckworks Unleashed (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

And another!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2H...

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1 month ago
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Bird Becomes a Vampire (All the Magic - Arcana) YouTube video by Captain Southbird

It's only been like 4 months, but new video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEB...

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1 month ago

What is a coffin, but a time-capsule for my corpse

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1 month ago

Had a dream that my brother wanted to try out a new card game, called "Uno 2: Angle of Attack!" All I remember was two wrapped packages of cards and the backsides had a stylized "2", but other than that, no idea what the "Angle of Attack" part was gonna be.

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2 months ago
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You MUST regret it

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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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I sometimes think it's actually a challenge for Mario fan content makers to make low difficulty, casual levels, like what is typical of most Mario games.

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3 months ago

It takes a little computer architecture understanding to fully appreciate it, but one of the reasons the older 8 and 16-bit consoles have wild and chaotic glitches is in part that, nothing "protects" the memory. Once those old CPUs get started, it's hard to stop them, even if they jump off a cliff

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3 months ago
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One of my favorite passive amusements is seeing out-of-context captions appear on YouTube Short thumbnails.

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3 months ago
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wtf, sausage shorts
"You're going places"
I don't know about that, AliExpress

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3 months ago

"How could you not know that?!"

"Well, if I knew how I didn't know it, I'd probably know it."

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3 months ago

It probably says something about humanity that sometimes YouTube shorts are clips from a show played at 1.5x speed, because I guess we can't consume short form crap efficiently enough

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3 months ago
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Heh, I saw this on Amazon, "4X-Large is your recommended size based on millions of customer orders and reviews."
I can't tell if that's a legitimate statistical thing or just a sad remark on the US general population

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3 months ago

I swear, nothing pisses me off more than reading one sentence from a news article before it's like "Enter your email to receive free spam if you actually want to know anything about what's going on!"

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3 months ago

had a moment I was in a Discord chat where I expressed "A" is not the same as "B", but I used the format -- "A" <> "B" -- because I was actively writing SQL code at the time for the day job.

Someone said, "That's not how inequalities work", and I "corrected" it, added "sorry, I'm a dev :("

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4 months ago

Me: "Nice, we get an extra hour of sleep tonight!"
My body: "Oh, okay, so we'll just wake up at 6:30 instead of 7:30"
Me: "No, that's not the point-"

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