Jerry L Canterbury

I'm old enough that Bad Bunny meant something completely different.

Trump wants to turn American cities into military training grounds.
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵

BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU (GRUMBLING):

They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.

BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU SPEAKS…

They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.

And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵

Authorities: Raleigh gang member stored fentanyl in Lego boxes in cross-country drug trade The U.S. Department of Justice sentenced a Raleigh gang member to 14 years in prison for trafficking fentanyl pills in eastern North Carolina and throughout the country.

A Raleigh gang member trafficked fentanyl by storing it in Lego boxes. #TrueStory

Police finally put it together. 😂

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In recent days, two commencement speeches made the news.

One speech was given by Kermit the Frog, an American cultural icon.

The other speech was given by a puppet.

This was me in Raleigh, North Carolina on Saturday!

That is true, and I have seen them on a visit to the Galapagos.

This penguin was me! On a 90-degree day in Raleigh, NC! Penguins don't like hot weather! :)

That's me!

@goldengateblond.bsky.social this was me today!

I'm the penguin!

The Resistance is alive and well in Raleigh, NC.

You shared this with us because you thought we otter know.

Ned!

So far, Cory Booker has filibustered for 18 hours.

How many Scaramuccis is that?!

@scaramucci.bsky.social

I'm curious, but not install-a-new-app-to-read-the-article curious.

kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea ALT: kermit the frog holds a glass of lipton tea

Trump was revoking security clearances of his enemies at the same time his alcoholic Secretary of Defense was sharing secret war plans in a group chat.

But that's none of my business...