Ellie

Can you become a professional purrito? I'd like to apply.

Black cat with oversized round eyes sits on soft green ground against a purple-to-pink gradient sky. The text above reads: “I wish you a calm week ahead. But if it gets loud, because sometimes it does, remember you’ve found your way back to your own peace before. And you can do it again!”

If you ever decide to make ponies as commissions, let me know. :D She's great! ❤️

A drawing of a marshmallow cat floating in a mug of cocoa. The caption reads, "Please go easy on yourself today. Getting through is enough of an accomplishment."

Manager: "There is no problem."
Me: "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

A panda in front of a green and grey background. In front of the panda is a panda-friendly birthday cake with bamboo.

@pandotter.bsky.social Hab 'nen wunderbaren Tag! ❤️ Und alles Gute für das neue Lebensjahr!

Loot that drops after defeating me 🐱:

- smushed, half eaten bar of chocolate
- fountain pen (can be used 1x as a weapon)
- perfume (+2 charisma)
- e-reader (+5 intelligence)
- soft blanket (speeds up healing)
- water bottle (cursed, always empty when needed)
- small medikit (+10 health)
- yarn

Your hair ties multiply? Mine always vanish.... XD

A drawing of a ghost cat snuggling with a black cat. The caption reads, "you matter, and you always will"

♥

@pandotter.bsky.social :3
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I made the mistake of adding psyllium husks to my oats. Now it feels like I'm eating papier-mâché... Yuck.

The dryer at dad's place has a sticker with a four-digit area code on it.

Does that mean it's vintage?

a fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table and looking at the camera . Alt: a fluffy cat is sitting on top of a wooden table and looking at the camera .

Sometimes, all you need is a heated blanket and a nap.

Today's gonna be a long day.
PMS meets little sleep meets boring tasks at work meets Monday.

Send hot water bottles. Or a cat. And chocolate.

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Beim Gimpel muss ich irgendwie immer an dich denken 😄

Food exchange between dad and me: He brings fresh potato rolls from the bakery, I'll get him mazafati dates from the supermarket.

You're a senior dev. Why do I, the not-quite-anymore junior dev, have to explain SIT and UAT to you?

When you're so early at the office that even the internet hasn't clocked in yet.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and green are sitting together, looking at each other, while Green casually eats a protein bar, unwrapping it as he goes along. Blue: You keep your protein bars next to my desk so you don't eat them all in one day. And yet, you sneak one every time you get the chance. Why? Green: I love the taste of crime.

[x] This meeting could've been an email.

@schwabenotter.bsky.social www.rossmann.de/de/haushalt-... ;)

For once, I am both foxes.

I'd also love some extra social batteries to swap out. I have a two day off-site meeting next week that includes a team bonding game AND dinner after a long day at work, and my social battery's life just isn't long enough for that!

A brown can in the front with stylised lime slices. It says "Mocktail - Moscow Mule - with lime and ginger flavour", "0.0% alcohol free". In the background is a blurry image of Hannah Alonzo commenting on an MLM zoom call.

... and that's a wrap!

Cheers!

It always feels like I need a week of vacation after the end and start of the year.

Let's just hope that, in 24 hours, all guests will have left and I can crack open a cold, non-alcoholic cider.

A drawing of a penguin and bird friend sitting together on a snowy log. The caption reads, "In light of every hardship, thank you for continuing to try."

Pspspsps!

I'm proud of you 😊