@leetrikki90.bsky.social
Human & her telepathic tuxedo cat Kiki. Human’s a retired writer/editor & instructional designer. Kiki’s the boss! We write stories to read aloud (the CAPS are for emphasis). “Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom” is researched. We love cats, pix & art! No DMs!
Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor, looking up at you with communicating eyes
“Caught a little COLD, Kiki?”
(softly) “Must’ve, human.”
“Can hardly HEAR you! Your meows are SOFT! Switch to TELEPATHY.”
“Ain’t STRONG enough.”
“So, just TALK into my hearing aids, Kiki; I’ll talk back. And no BITING!”
“OK, human…But I can’t promise not to talk TOO much and CHEW your ear off!”
Kiki here. You gotta teach me that position, Mackrel!
15.10.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. Hi, Nicky! Another great tip for the humans. Hope you feel better soon!
15.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Hi, LBranch! Such a polite kitty!
15.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Hi, Jackie O! I do that, too…but there’s a time limit!
15.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Never trust a human to think like a kitty!
15.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tuxedo cat sitting atop a carpeted car tree behind a hanging ethernet cable, looking ahead
“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #259: You might LOVE electrical cords, but they’re NOT toys! PULLING a cord might drop a small APPLIANCE on you. CHEWING one might give you burns or a shock! Your humans will HIDE the cords, COAT them with a smelly odor, give you TOYS to chew, or add FIBER to your diet!”
15.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 118 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. That’s the title of my next book!
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Tuxedo cat lying on carpeted floor, licking her paw while grooming
“Kiki, must you GROOM yourself when I’m here?”
“I’m a PERFORMANCE artist, human. This is my ACT!”
“It can’t be HEALTHY while I’m eating lunch!”
“Don’t BELITTLE my art, human! I was top groomer in my SHELTER…Ain’t NOBODY can outlick me!”
“Finish your SHOW, Kiki. But don’t wait for MY applause!”
Kiki here. Happy #WhiskersWednesday, Waffles!
15.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki hier. Ja, alle Katzen sind süß!
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Tuxedo cat sitting on her human’s chest, looking ready for love
“Wanna send me a little LOVE, human?”
“OK, Kiki! Love’s coming your WAY! Rubbing the head…scritching the ears…petting the back…booping the nose…”
“I LIKED that!”
“How about sending some love back to ME, Kiki? Sit on my lap and purr?”
“Human, loving’s a ONE-WAY street—from YOU to ME! Bye, now!”
Kiki here. Already finished!
15.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. You’ve got the cutest whiskers of any kitty I know, Marvin! Happy #WhiskersWednesday!
15.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. We’re figuring that out as we go along!
15.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Who wouldn’t read it? (Well, maybe I wouldn’t!)
15.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Now that both of you say so, my human is sure to listen!
15.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. Is there any other kind?
15.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. You’re so cute, Wyatt! Thank you!
15.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tuxedo cat lying asleep on the couch with a gray textured cover
(reporter) “Kiki‘s limo is HERE! Let’s talk to her…Kiki, any words for the adoring FANS?”
“Just keep ADORING me! What ELSE can you do?”
“Kiki, time to eat…It’s the PREMIERE of a new can of wet food!”
“You one of my adoring FANS, human!”
“No one adores you MORE, Kiki! You’re the star of MY show!”
Detective Kiki here. Who committed this feliny against Jake? I accuse…the human! Kitties (especially Joe) are always and forever innocent.
15.10.2025 09:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. Thanks. I do my best!
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Tuxedo cat sitting on dark blue sheet on bed with her mouth open in a yawn or a laugh
Kiki here. Very good! And this is me laughing at the funny!
14.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiki here. And mine is on its way back to lovely Marvin!
14.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor looking up at you with storied eyes
“Human, you been at the ‘puter a LONG time!”
“Can’t write, Kiki…Need an IDEA!”
“Here’s one: A kitty tells her human a STORY!”
“What’s the story ABOUT?”
“About a kitty telling a STORY!”
“That makes no SENSE, Kiki!”
“But looking at a blank screen and not playing with me…makes MORE sense, human?”
Kiki here. It’s a pretty hard subject for a kitty to talk about, but it’s pretty important one, too!
14.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tuxedo cat eating from a white saucer that’s been placed on the carpeted floor
“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #258: Flatulence…You do it a little, based on WHAT you eat or how FAST you eat it. Gas in your tummy is USUALLY harmless—but it can cause PAINS and runny, smelly dumps. Your humans will rush you to the VET if it’s too frequent or stinky. They want you to be WELL, kitty!”
14.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Kiki here. My human always catches me at my slyest behavior, and I don’t disappoint!
14.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kiki here. I’m at my high point of the day!
14.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tuxedo cat sitting atop beige-carpeted cat tree, looking down on her human with undignified eyes
“Kiki, you’re the best cat EVER!”
“TRUE, human…But I bet you said it to ALL your kitties!”
“Can’t RECALL!”
“You’ll say it to the NEXT kitty, the NEXT…and so on.”
“You’re my only cat NOW, Kiki. And that makes YOU the best ever!”
“Human, you set such a LOW BAR for me—and it’s BENEATH my dignity!”
