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@splatologist.bsky.social

90’s theme park mascot. 36 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic. Ace. DMs fine. FUCK TRUMP

376 Followers  |  221 Following  |  448 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  2.0884

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@thecrescentfox.bsky.social family has set up a GoFundMe page to help to help with the medical bills and recovery. He is a great friend to me and others and really do not want to see him suffer from medical bills just to beat cancer again.

Please donate or share

gofund.me/f827206e9

30.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 27    🔁 51    💬 1    📌 5

Posting this in behalf of @thecrescentfox.bsky.social brother. If you have been wondering why he hasn't be online or streaming lately, I have some sad news

As many of you already know Crescent was diagnosed with cancer in the past. They recently found out he was diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer.

30.01.2026 01:14 — 👍 45    🔁 61    💬 1    📌 13

Yeah I enjoy it a lot too, such a good album to play when you wanna chill

29.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rubber chucks! Rubber chucks! And plenty of ice! 🫠

29.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re low-key annoying

29.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You don’t have to explain it, if you like it then it’s cool dude 👍 I like his eyes personally

29.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aranofsky can gargle my balls. He hasn’t made one single movie worth watching

29.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aronofsky has always been a hack that makes terrible movies

29.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro this is past kissing. More like full on making out with ‘em 🤣

29.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll kiss shoes if they haven’t stepped on me

29.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I mean, obviously

29.01.2026 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Got this sketch from @markybuns.art. I’m obsessed.

29.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 99    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

I LOVE Girl Scout cookies so much lol

29.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the story of how I gained 20 pounds in one week

29.01.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.

A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

29.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 636    🔁 529    💬 72    📌 102

It’s a good song

29.01.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Commission for @splatologist.bsky.social of his Mobian character Stelly! Emerging from your monitor!

Drawn by me, colored by @oneratnowalls.bsky.social.

25.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 51    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Fine I’ll do it just for you 😆

29.01.2026 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Individually 😇

29.01.2026 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s seriously fuckin amazing, the only time I actually wanna sing and belt it OUTTT

29.01.2026 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fireflies by Owl City still slaps

29.01.2026 07:54 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

I just wanna mud wrestle all of my followers on here I think I could do it 💪

29.01.2026 06:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why eat the entire world when I could just devour you personally? 🤓

29.01.2026 06:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Splat Eat World

29.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Got a new TV recently and it took me way too long to figure out how to turn off the smooth motion setting like god DAMN I just wanna fuckin’ watch Fallout

28.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Escape from Ever After is fantastic! Supported it on Kickstarter awhile ago and it really scratches that Paper Mario itch

28.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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skateboard🛹🛹

16.06.2025 15:20 — 👍 3365    🔁 818    💬 30    📌 2

Same.

27.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's my boi, Stano. He wanted to pose for a cool pic of himself, but there's always some detail he's not paying attention to. c:

#furrymeme #suggestive #marten #furryart

26.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 111    🔁 30    💬 6    📌 0
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Effing DONE

26.01.2026 20:34 — 👍 384    🔁 103    💬 10    📌 1

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