Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot

I don't see that on my calendar. If you find out when it is, I would like to know! We should absolutely throw a party for it.

Not quite finished yet, but have the flats for @koboldkolossus.bsky.social <3 Lank is off to hit the canyons - it's about the only half pipes for a beast their size!

The thrill is hard to beat. We're addicts.

Lank the kobold and Sax the Argonian shrink underneath the glow of a shrink ray, while Kehlee the kobold claims the experiment was meant to be a death ray and thus not meant to be reversible.

Lank the kobold and Sax the Argonian stand inches tall upon a dungeon floor at the base of a treasure chest. Lank stands atop Sax as he tries to push a key longer than his body into the chest's keyhole.

Aren't we still trying to recover from the last time you were curious about that? Although going even smaller does sound tempting…

(Art by @microquinn.bsky.social and @blurthefur.com, respectively.)

Perfect. I'll be there.

Well, we should at least have a professional scientist overseeing it.

...so do you let us book appointments, or do we have to catch you at just the right time?

Absolutely more fun with a friend! And you should probably be on good terms with the person operating the ray too.

Ray Del Ociano, a seahorse singer, stands as a giant atop a stage singing to both an audience of normal-sized listeners and to an equally gigantic lion Bigby and kobold Lank. Lank is reclining in Bigby's lap and arms.

Spent World Lion Day out at a Ray Del Ociano concert Bigby's wanted to see. Our seats were all the way in the back, but they were the best at the venue. It's good to be gigantic!

Social media for Ray and Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing. Picture taken by @blurthefur.com.

Ray Del Ociano, a seahorse singer, stands as a giant atop a stage singing to both an audience of normal-sized listeners and to an equally gigantic lion Bigby and kobold Lank. Lank is reclining in Bigby's lap and arms.

Spent World Lion Day out at a Ray Del Ociano concert Bigby's wanted to see. Our seats were all the way in the back, but they were the best at the venue. It's good to be gigantic!

Social media for Ray and Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing. Picture taken by @blurthefur.com.

Well, that's one hell of a blast from the past. I couldn't help it! The snake was handsome!

Well, that does explain a lot! Call it narcissism, but I peruse that gallery a good bit. I appreciate you and your userbase curating everything… and what it means you all think about me. :D

Hopefully I can visit a city near you! It always comes down to what you local government is willing to permit when it comes to giants.

I dunno if I get asked directly much, but I am *very* aware of my WikiFeet page and other discussions on the web, moreso than people think. ;)

The kobold skateboarder Lank, grown hundreds of feet tall into his Kolossus celebrity persona, kneels in a park between tall buildings to interact with fans that stand no taller than his toes. The scene is casual despite his scale: wearing one of his branded t-shirts and shorts, he smiles while looking down at the crowd and acts relaxed as his arm rests on his knee.

Another pic from @blurthefur.com of a day on the job. It's not often I get to meet fans close up like this while KOLOSSAL—the logistics of public safety around a giant are really complicated! You all were wonderful, and I hope to do these fan meet-and-greets more often in the future!

Yeah, @blurthefur.com really captured my good side!

You can thank @blurthefur.com for the picture! I just get to be in it.~

I certainly try! ;)

Wow, that's a blast from the past. It's really been over six years since I posted that video? Wild to hear that meant so much all these years later—thank you for showing me that!

In a city, the kobold skateboarder Lank, clad in his branded gear, is actively being enlarged into his gigantic Kolossus public persona by an empowering laser beam. He stands as a giant well over 100 feet tall, and the glow from the laser envelops him and lines around him imply he is still growing.

Been a hot minute since I've shown KOLOSSAL skatin' on this account, I know. But I'm still out there gettin' huge and puttin' down tricks! Here's a shot of the growth ray in action. I'm used to the feeling now, so it's always a treat.

Picture taken by @blurthefur.com !

I'd do $250 to $300 easily.

Absolutely. Let's make it happen!

As kids we yip, but at my size, I'm way more into a good, ground-shaking roar.~

Hell yeah. As us "small" critters should!

We could absolutely swap sizes around anytime. I know you wear big and small alike well.~

Eh, they can swap out in shifts. Dragons can hoard many things but should not hoard the fun.~

Just gonna join everyone saying "yes."

I'm already involved in it!

The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city. His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

Kaijune, you say? I prefer to shred cities instead of knocking 'em down, but I still bring that gargantuan reptile aesthetic and make it even cooler.

Picture taken by @aeronus.bsky.social!

This is the kind of statement that makes it all worth it. 😁

Gigantic Sk8boarder Kolbold boi is not something I knew I needed until tonight 🫠