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Lank "KOLOSSUS" Swiftfoot

@koboldkolossus.bsky.social

Kobold at four feet, GIANT on the streets! KOLOSSAL face of Project Titan. Biggest skateboarder throwing down the biggest tricks. He/him. Opinions expressed here are my own and not representative of my employer's views. (Was @ThornDracorn on other sites.)

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Ray Del Ociano, a seahorse singer, stands as a giant atop a stage singing to both an audience of normal-sized listeners and to an equally gigantic lion Bigby and kobold Lank. Lank is reclining in Bigby's lap and arms.

Ray Del Ociano, a seahorse singer, stands as a giant atop a stage singing to both an audience of normal-sized listeners and to an equally gigantic lion Bigby and kobold Lank. Lank is reclining in Bigby's lap and arms.

Spent World Lion Day out at a Ray Del Ociano concert Bigby's wanted to see. Our seats were all the way in the back, but they were the best at the venue. It's good to be gigantic!

Social media for Ray and Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing. Picture taken by @blurthefur.com.

10.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that's one hell of a blast from the past. I couldn't help it! The snake was handsome!

04.08.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that does explain a lot! Call it narcissism, but I peruse that gallery a good bit. I appreciate you and your userbase curating everything… and what it means you all think about me. :D

26.07.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully I can visit a city near you! It always comes down to what you local government is willing to permit when it comes to giants.

26.07.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno if I get asked directly much, but I am *very* aware of my WikiFeet page and other discussions on the web, moreso than people think. ;)

26.07.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The kobold skateboarder Lank, grown hundreds of feet tall into his Kolossus celebrity persona, kneels in a park between tall buildings to interact with fans that stand no taller than his toes. The scene is casual despite his scale: wearing one of his branded t-shirts and shorts, he smiles while looking down at the crowd and acts relaxed as his arm rests on his knee.

The kobold skateboarder Lank, grown hundreds of feet tall into his Kolossus celebrity persona, kneels in a park between tall buildings to interact with fans that stand no taller than his toes. The scene is casual despite his scale: wearing one of his branded t-shirts and shorts, he smiles while looking down at the crowd and acts relaxed as his arm rests on his knee.

Another pic from @blurthefur.com of a day on the job. It's not often I get to meet fans close up like this while KOLOSSALβ€”the logistics of public safety around a giant are really complicated! You all were wonderful, and I hope to do these fan meet-and-greets more often in the future!

26.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, @blurthefur.com really captured my good side!

25.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can thank @blurthefur.com for the picture! I just get to be in it.~

25.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly try! ;)

25.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that's a blast from the past. It's really been over six years since I posted that video? Wild to hear that meant so much all these years laterβ€”thank you for showing me that!

25.07.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In a city, the kobold skateboarder Lank, clad in his branded gear, is actively being enlarged into his gigantic Kolossus public persona by an empowering laser beam. He stands as a giant well over 100 feet tall, and the glow from the laser envelops him and lines around him imply he is still growing.

In a city, the kobold skateboarder Lank, clad in his branded gear, is actively being enlarged into his gigantic Kolossus public persona by an empowering laser beam. He stands as a giant well over 100 feet tall, and the glow from the laser envelops him and lines around him imply he is still growing.

Been a hot minute since I've shown KOLOSSAL skatin' on this account, I know. But I'm still out there gettin' huge and puttin' down tricks! Here's a shot of the growth ray in action. I'm used to the feeling now, so it's always a treat.

Picture taken by @blurthefur.com !

24.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd do $250 to $300 easily.

14.07.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. Let's make it happen!

07.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As kids we yip, but at my size, I'm way more into a good, ground-shaking roar.~

07.07.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah. As us "small" critters should!

07.07.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We could absolutely swap sizes around anytime. I know you wear big and small alike well.~

07.07.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, they can swap out in shifts. Dragons can hoard many things but should not hoard the fun.~

07.07.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just gonna join everyone saying "yes."

07.07.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm already involved in it!

11.06.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city.  His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city. His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

Kaijune, you say? I prefer to shred cities instead of knocking 'em down, but I still bring that gargantuan reptile aesthetic and make it even cooler.

Picture taken by @aeronus.bsky.social!

08.06.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of statement that makes it all worth it. 😁

09.06.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gigantic Sk8boarder Kolbold boi is not something I knew I needed until tonight 🫠

09.06.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city.  His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

The kobold skateboarder Lank, enlarged into his giant Kolossus persona and dressed in his branded clothes, stands 200 feet tall in an intersection in a city. His foot presses on the tail of his equally enlarged skateboard, lifting it into the air and showing the dragon design on its bottom. Cracks form in the pavement under his feet and in a building upon which he rests his right hand. A pedestrian signal has the walk symbol replaced with a picture of him, implying the picture is a staged photo.

Kaijune, you say? I prefer to shred cities instead of knocking 'em down, but I still bring that gargantuan reptile aesthetic and make it even cooler.

Picture taken by @aeronus.bsky.social!

08.06.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

The world needs more of us, honestly!

02.06.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The sizeshifting kobold Lank, clad in his branded outfit, confidently poses miniaturized in front of his own watch, knocking on its display with the back of his hand. The display shows he has been shrunken to 2.5 cm (approximately 1 inch) tall.

The sizeshifting kobold Lank, clad in his branded outfit, confidently poses miniaturized in front of his own watch, knocking on its display with the back of his hand. The display shows he has been shrunken to 2.5 cm (approximately 1 inch) tall.

The miniaturized Lank sits in the palm of his lion boyfriend Bigby's hand, with both characters looking happy at the situation.

The miniaturized Lank sits in the palm of his lion boyfriend Bigby's hand, with both characters looking happy at the situation.

Bigby reclines on his sofa in a room illuminated only by the glow of the movie on the TV just out of frame. He is relaxed, wearing only his boxers, eating popcorn from a bowl in his lap, and aiming the remove at the TV. Upon his lower torso, the still-diminutive Lank sits, clad only in his own boxers and munching on a single piece of popcorn as tall as he is. Bigby is looking down at him, content, while Lank happily eats his "large" snack.

Bigby reclines on his sofa in a room illuminated only by the glow of the movie on the TV just out of frame. He is relaxed, wearing only his boxers, eating popcorn from a bowl in his lap, and aiming the remove at the TV. Upon his lower torso, the still-diminutive Lank sits, clad only in his own boxers and munching on a single piece of popcorn as tall as he is. Bigby is looking down at him, content, while Lank happily eats his "large" snack.

A three-panel comic.

In the first panel, Lank remains only in his boxers moving through a dark area. Small beams of light come in from overhead. The background contains "large" objects such as popcorn, a penny, and cobwebs, showing Lank is still very small. A "distant and loud" voice asks Lank if he's "found it yet," and Lank expresses concern.

In the second panel, we see Bigby, cleaner-shaven but still in his boxers, lifting a sofa cushion and shining a phone flashlight into the sofa. Sun illuminates the room, implying it is the day after the previous picture in this post. He asks if everything is okay, and Lank's diminished voice rings out from under the sofa affirming as much but still concerned.

In the final panel, Lank has happened across the "giant" remote that fell between the sofa cushions, which he was sent into the couch to retrieve. He finishes his statement to Bigby with "…I'm not sure we thought this through," awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he stares down a remote he is much too puny to move.

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, Lank remains only in his boxers moving through a dark area. Small beams of light come in from overhead. The background contains "large" objects such as popcorn, a penny, and cobwebs, showing Lank is still very small. A "distant and loud" voice asks Lank if he's "found it yet," and Lank expresses concern. In the second panel, we see Bigby, cleaner-shaven but still in his boxers, lifting a sofa cushion and shining a phone flashlight into the sofa. Sun illuminates the room, implying it is the day after the previous picture in this post. He asks if everything is okay, and Lank's diminished voice rings out from under the sofa affirming as much but still concerned. In the final panel, Lank has happened across the "giant" remote that fell between the sofa cushions, which he was sent into the couch to retrieve. He finishes his statement to Bigby with "…I'm not sure we thought this through," awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he stares down a remote he is much too puny to move.

Sorry if I "disappeared" during Micro May! In reality, I was just too puny to see. Bigby really enjoyed us spending time together this way. :D

Photo credits: @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social, @sonofgoth.bsky.social, @microquinn.bsky.social

Social media for Bigby managed by @marshyruff.is-grow.ing.

01.06.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just threw a form in; I hope this helps! More than happy to talk on Telegram if there are any questions, and there's certainly no rush on it.

31.05.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you again! You really captured my good side, small as it is.

08.05.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, dude! Push the limits!

02.05.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Much like an ant, I imagine you're lifting many times your own weight down there. Always fun to lift all that and look good doing it.~

02.05.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always a pleasure to see you tackling D.A.'s and my work! And I think you saw what it takes to nail those hard special stages now: as in the infinite blue sphere game, you have to jump two reds at once sometimes. You've got this, and you've got the Sonic 2 normal and hard stages too. :)

02.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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