i hope you're bumming cigarettes off saints
wrote a poem for the first time in a long time and went immediately to tell you about it before i remembered.
i still miss you, christopher.
alsvid has been kindly quote skeeting this for me, but alas, now this is getting a little urgent. i unfortunately need ~25 dollars to pay a bill
i didn't realize mosquitos needed our help so badly!
if a hamburger is helped in the forest...
on bluesky no one can hear you scream
in a way you're the soup pot now
I am Ozymandius, helper of helps
look upon my hamburger, ye mighty, and despair
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the helper of my fate,
The hamburger of my soul.
have you been quote skeeting this every day since i last logged in??
pulling out a string of anal beads that slowly but surely becomes a string of knotted handkerchiefs
i like you also!
i meant the people who had interacted with the tweet lol
🎵scromit time,
open up the skyline and let you out to make your skeets🎵
painting is hard and digital painting doubly so
$249 more and I’ll stop being so annoying about this for a long time lol 😝
i feel like i would've mentioned it if i had kids! i just habe a cat
i didn't realize either!
do it to julia!!
if all of you gave me like five bucks i'd have like 20 dollars and that would be crazy
your mother is a cannibal and furthermore she's ruined christmas
posting the cashapp but not with any sense of urgency, just sort of idly riding up next to the stagecoach
and i'm pretty sure i'm too late to start a pyramid scheme or a cult
i do wish there was like an easy scam equivalent to "highway robbery" in the modern day. i would've been ace as a highwayman but i had to be born in more complex times
mostly for the thrill but partially out of desire for a cigarette
wouldn't it be sick as hell to vanish for like a year and then come back to twitter/bluesky like "whats up guys this is case jr."
i'm gonna rob a stagecoach
todayborday is labor day
this is now the sixth celebrity death i've learned about via animorphs graphic
pulling out a string of anal beads that slowly but surely becomes a string of knotted handkerchiefs
