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scanlation. these women are uploading manga to the internet.

LLAMA

A photo comic featuring a sinister looking baby Panel one: Baby Doom knew that they all had to die. Panel two: but after they died, who would change him? who would feed him? Panel three: there had to be an answer

Baby Doom!

An optometrist.

no but that would be a much more impressive trick

BABA YAGA: who dares stand before my hut??
ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me?
BY: huh? why?
ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat
BY: what's in it for me?
GUY: please no! i have kids!
ME: his kids

the problem with this kind of post isn't even the shame i feel about it it's the fact that trans people have a collective budget of like $36.50 for the whole community

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT

Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage

More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

(strums medieval ass lute halfheartedly)

anyway i'm cute

i guess this is where i put the link to my cash app but can someone take me in as a trophy wife instead i can cook and clean

ACROBAT

what's that really old john mulaney line? i am very small and i have no money, so you can imagine the stress that im under?

alternatively i should be allowed to write a ballad in exchange for vice products. please i have no marketable skills

cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station

Same Bat time, Same Bat Channel!
#batman #dccomics #digitalart #throwbatthursday

the poker npcs in red dead redemption 2:

me, entering your mentions unannounced:

SCROMITING?

you mean you're not a clumsy boymoder femboy twink? can't believe i hooked up with a chick

a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead before laughing

Using the robots to generate erotic content was always the end goal for ChatGPT, huh?

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

kim please wear the piss jacket we have to match

🎵and germany🎵

SCIMITAR

you've heard of pyramid head, now get ready for slut head

i don't know what the regular information version of calling someone a cocktease is but you are that

a bewitching beauty seduces me by yelling into my ears in a loud voice literally everyone can hear. yura kano

goody skimbleshanks? the railway cat? the cat of the railway train?