Alex V.M.

Marching band lowkey sucked dick I should've done hockey or some shit.

People say I'm wrong for freeballin but birds are meant to fly not be caged the bird here being my nuts

french canadian people bother me so much. like you arent even from france and you still choose to be french? ...why??

I usually put on a video essay to fall asleep to but I already watched all the good ones :(

People Pleasin', by Toothpuller 4 track album

I made a ep. :D

toothpuller.bandcamp.com/album/people...

le white folk have to stop appropriating le aave and get back to our roots. and by that i mean putting le "le" in front of everything

Wanted to buy baldurs gate 3, but accidentally got the porn parody, baldurs gape 3. Long story short, I saw no difference from the original game.

"She has a OF in her bio" WHO CARES?? GENUINELY WHO GIVES A SHIT???

only in ohio.

I could screenshot and save myself $1.59M but genuinely who the fuck would want this

The Galileo STEM Academy experience:

"Japan is really living in 2050" and it's the most pointless piece of shit that nobody would ever fucking need

kid rock more like kid cock lmao

dont take 1500 mg of edibles. i do not recommend.

hawk tuah.

Why am I getting ads for reusable toilet paper some of yall need to die😭

If you die from doing a "viral social media challenge" you deserved it tbh.

Good morning!

sometimes i like to go on ms paint and construct a generational work of art

Bro he won't let go help

Really though, the fact people to this day blame the kid and not the dude who shot him always felt sorta weird to me.

Dicks out for Harambe

Little Alex never knew how to get past the first part and actually start the game. Little Alex was a huge fucking idiot.

Ever since I was little it never occurred to me that ecco the dolphin was like... an actual game with a story. I always thought it was just some dolphin simulator where you swim around and do nothing else.

Wasn't a huge fan of MH Wilds tbh.

Callie. 👍

I like to say I'm from the PNW sometimes. Most of Idaho isn't technically in the PNW, but it sounds better than sharing a region with Utah.

You bitches need to get on my level smh

I really want a parasite eve remake, but the 3rd birthday was such mondo ass that they're never gonna touch the series again.

RIP my ps5 disc drive. You gave up the ghost after being used like 20 times, which is fucking inexcusable for a $500 console, but I thank you for your service.