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Chris Stanley

@chriseats.bsky.social

A guy that travels once in a while and enjoys food. Will post memes.

127 Followers  |  116 Following  |  373 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  2.0736

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He does go Super Saiyan and SSJ2.

03.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

19.01.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21090    πŸ” 3201    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 610

(2/2 🧡) If stores do not have enough available, players can play with the incorrect cards. Stores are also encouraged to communicate with their WPN representatives for more information.

17.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Gift more, get more! 🎁

Earn $20 STORE CREDIT for every $100 spent on Gift Certificates πŸ’³

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19.12.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Rockets might want to get a point guard. #nba

21.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽ‰ Congratulations to Francisco SΓ‘nchez, who heads to the #PTEOE finals with Azorius Control! πŸŽ‰

The finals approach at twitch.tv/Magic

28.09.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you left a deck at my meet and greet, it has been given to the production team. Reposts appreciated for visibility, as this was a deck that simply cannot be replaced.

27.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some shots from last night's dinner.

19.09.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. A mix of both.
2. I am aware of not wanting to ride in the roads, which is part of the problem with trying retrofit lanes in roads and neighborhoods decades after they were developed.
3. People like to bike, people like to walk as well.

19.09.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From my own experience in the city I live in. We made the Bike lanes and no one uses them. So I can see a reason to fight it to a point.

18.09.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Vader: we making that Death Star or what?
Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time..
Vader: no cap

18.09.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spacatelli tonight.

18.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moroccan Lamb Shank from Parc tonight in philly.

17.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

16.09.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8129    πŸ” 2049    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 49

"the white nationalists are back at it and this time there are more of them" might as well be the motto of the 21st century

14.09.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1412    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

Yeah, the earth is ruled by King Furry who is a dog in Dragon Ball Z

12.09.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, it's been exactly 24 hours since that other thing.

The President is a pedophile and his pedophile best friend had a weird birthday book full of best wishes from the world's wealthiest people, all of which made it very clear they knew about him being a pedophile.

11.09.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

11.09.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 26585    πŸ” 6178    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 191

flags half mast and bottomless media hagiography for a man who spent his days tricking dim children into thinking black women are worthless

11.09.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5331    πŸ” 871    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 33

Oh girls, girls, you're going to love Lakshya's solution to the male loneliness epidemic

05.09.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 1

Notice how Al Jazeera calls out Trump for lying. None of the American news networks will do this.

31.08.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So is Texas on fraud alert after week 1? #cfb

30.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And like she said. The treason party.

19.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um ma'am, this has already happened and Minnesota did nothing about it.

19.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its all performance. If anyone actually has intent to do anything, they get fed to the cops.

18.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So these people are taking the Peter Thiel approach to the extreme.

18.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had Wahoo fish for the first time tonight, rather thick fish. #food

16.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would be a flash crash, but why is it happening to a 401k? I normally see this in penny stocks.

09.08.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Honey is the most random but works topping on pizza. Other wise I really don't want it.

04.08.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tikka Masala.

31.07.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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