Shannon Ellery Hubbell

Did they have to tear the edges with the sprocket holes off of this printout?

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Given my inexplicable three Blu copies of THE THING I am mildly surprised that I just have the one DVD of BIG TROUBLE.

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too

I think Dick Cheney’s death today highlighted this divide.

The Democrats who still say shit like “reach across the aisle” and praise evil people are playing to a political audience that no longer exists.

Mamdani wasn’t cruel to Cuomo in a Trumpism style, but he didn’t concede anything either.

I spent part of the day organizing my books and movies and ended up with a little section of duplicates. Quite the selection. Some of these are totally mysterious to me.

Good riddance. Finally. www.npr.org/2025/11/04/1...

Man. I have no interest in running for office, but I might change my mind if I had an “aloof wife” who could steer my campaign.

garbage from the NY Post showing pictures of Rama Duwaji and her husband Zohran Mamdani, caption "How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes"

[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"

"Aloof wife" is the worst attempt at a scandal I could have imagined

I just rewatched THE RELIC (1997) for the millionth time. This time around I noticed it was catered by Rick Brainin Catering, which is pretty funny when you think about what the monster eats.

New Orleans! My KDV subkrewe is hosting a garden party in the Irish Channel on Friday and we'd love to see you there!

Here's a link to the FB event as well: facebook.com/events/s/hig...?

If I had a dollar for every time I have said THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US and been right, my monthly food bank donation would double.

They very literally want "weak" or "lesser" people to die.

30 Underrated '80s Slashers You Can Watch Instead of Becoming Employable You've been unemployed for months, maybe years at this point, you can't keep track. Here are 30 underrated slasher films to fill your days as you continue to borrow money from your dad.

Ow. OW. thehardtimes.net/lists/30-und...

A film that you’ve seen more than seven times, in a GIF

I just spent a while browsing a cool used book store and it has rekindled my desire to run a used book store. It probably couldn't be in the FQ these days (as I originally wanted) but a man can dream right?

Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS LISTENING TO THE WOLF MAN TAKE A PISS AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING

Track listing and copy reads: SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.

Seconding Savoreen. I will hand out pickles.

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

2 sheriffs, 12 officers arrested in Mississippi ‘drug trafficking takedown’ The Federal Bureau of Investigation arrested 14 current and former law enforcement officers in Mississippi for drug-related charges.

“…federal officials began the investigation after receiving complaints from drug dealers.”

God bless these drug dealers who understood their civic duties. www.fox8live.com/2025/10/30/2...

JD Vance re ups Trump's claims that Haitians in Ohio were 'eating cats and dogs' Vice President JD Vance doubled down on a 2024 presidential election debunked conspiracy theory about Haitians in Ohio eating pats.

"Vice President JD Vance doubled down on a debunked conspiracy theory, previously deemed racist, about Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating pets."

SCOOP: Trump Swaps Decorated Admiral With 33-Year-Old DOGEr The highly unorthodox personnel change affects a critical government research role.

SCOOP: The decorated rear admiral who was heading the critically important Office of Naval Research, and who brought lengthy experience in Navy tech-leadership to the job, "is being replaced by a 33-year-old former DOGE employee with no apparent naval experience."

www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-trum...

Three people familiar with the situation told Semafor that Hurley reached out to an email address the reporter believed belonged to the former mayor of New York. It's unclear where he got the address, or who it actually belongs to. In a state nent shared with outlets including Semafor, a News UK spokesperson blamed the debacle on whoever that email address belongs to, saying the paper had "apologised to Bill de Biasio and removed the article immediately after discovering that our reporter had been misled by an individual falsely claiming to be the former New York mayor."

Part of the push came from the top. As the New York mayor's race approaches, The Times of London has accelerated its push for more, and largely hostile, coverage of Mamdani. That campaign has been driven internally by Margi Conklin, a New York Post veteran who was most recently managing editor at The Free Press, and who assigned the de Blasio piece, per two people with knowledge of the situation.

This colossal Times of London/de Blasio screwup gets more amazing at every turn.

Scoop via @maxtani.bsky.social

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

RFK Jr. Admits He Can’t Actually Tie Tylenol to Autism Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said there isn’t “sufficient” evidence to back up his claims.

RFK Jr. admitted today that he has no "sufficient" proof of a link between Tylenol use during pregnancy and autism, calling his evidence "suggestive."

Can't wait to see the size of Tylenol's lawsuit.

Because I think someone's gonna need a Tylenol.

Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too

A group of elected officials and journalists gathered outside a bodega for a press conference. Zohran is at the podium.

In so many ways, the vibrancy of our city can be judged by the health of our bodegas.

That’s why I’m so proud to be in the Bronx this morning to accept the endorsement of the United Bodegas of America.