chelsey 🫧

I love train travel but the SNCF trains trigger my echolalia hella bad. Bum badum bADUM.

Top tier smiley actually!

I will get back to this someday 😭 anyway, here is Elizabeth looking far too fucking cool for this earth

Shout out to the French Olympic commentator who’s wearing a denim shirt that says “Less Monday more unicorn” 🤘

This is who you’re asking to understand foreign earned income exclusions and form 1040 btw

Ricky Martin of Palm Royale fame at the Superbowl. Ricky Martin of Palm Royale fame on an Olympics figure skating soundtrack. We love this for Ricky Martin of Palm Royale fame ❤️

Cousin Serena the most iconic character of all time TO ME

“Unshakable nightmare” ok count me in

“I’m hopping on the bandwagon of AI profile pictures!”
Ok well you’re stupid.

Jean Simmons was born today in 1929 #botd

Hey siri, how do I explain to my wife that the stack of rubber bands has inexplicably doubled in size in her absence?

Immaculate rich white lady vibes

WAAAAAIT they still put out music? I gotta listen when I get off of work omg

It iiiiiis! An orange one😍 (The kitty survives!)

Anyway, the rankings so far

Her poor vocal cords. 😫

You can tell which scenes were filmed after her scream queen scene 👀

Gotta get me one of them candles that lights up a pitch dark room like that

The real star of THE VICTIM (1972) is that huge fireplace omg

Lesbian coworker was whistling que sera sera today and was surprised when knew it and who it was by and that it’s my ringtone 🤭

Like WHYYYY can’t you be a little more normal on public platforms? put it in your diary, dude.

A case for Men™️ to **** themselves maybe

“I asked grok”
“I asked chatgpt”

Well I asked cousin Serena and she said you’re an ungroovy square who’s flipped their gourd. Then she turned you into a gorilla.

Leonard Bernstein's musical "Peter Pan", starring Jean Arthur and Boris Karloff, closed at the Imperial Theater on Broadway on January 27, 1951, after 320 performances.

If anyone at work got me, it’s my lesbian coworker in her 60s. She saw how annoyed and exhausted I was and she said “you always say you will but you NEVER take breaks. You legally have 20 minutes of break and if you don’t take one today I’ll be mad at you.” Bro I almost cried lmao 🥹

I listened to two hours of the eye of the world yesterday, and my progress bar went from 60% to 66%. like how the hell do u have ELEVEN hours left in this book 😭

Official The Legend of Lizzie Borden review 🪓

She makes smoking look so cool 😫

Honestly I should’ve been doing the clock stretches everyday because my joints are always popping lol