Hilary Rochow

For the sake of my dignity, I must stop eating popcorn in public

Just realized that “doing” (the action) and “doing” (the onomatopoeia) are spelled the same and it’s making me feel weird

I, too, have a bad boy who bleps

He’s a terror similar to Onion but not quite as bad (like the square root of Onion)

@flylikeafox.bsky.social y’all ever get snippets of songs from the 1968 movie adaptation of the musical Oliver! stuck in your head for no reason in particular? Or is that just me?

@flylikeafox.bsky.social all ducks are muppets and you can’t convince me otherwise

if I don’t solve this sparkly crime before then, it’ll happen against my will haha

@flylikeafox.bsky.social okay one of the body lotions I use seems to have some kind of shimmer and I cannot for the life of me figure out which one, which means I am both befuddled and sparkly

Nobody works harder than LinkedIn in my emails trying to lure me back to their godforsaken site

Okay but hear me out: Starbuc-ee’s. The beaver is a mermaid. That’s all I’ve got, but I feel like it’s a solid start.

A stranger told me I had Pisces vibes. Nope, just an Aquarius who cried today

If you wanna be my lover, you’ve gotta get with my cat (who is a screaming bully)

If this were the pope’s hat I might consider going back to church

You could never! As discussed, you’d have to be surrounded by wolves, playing a guitar in the middle of the desert to go Full Depp

I think hats say the most about a person’s state of being. Like no accessory is louder or more instantly clear about who the wearer is trying to say they are.

A beautiful gilded bat illustration from the Aberdeen Bestiary, England circa 1200

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this

Woman stands holding large ink drawing on paper of a big horned sheep. Drawing is 28in x 40in large

My most recent finished 28in x 40in ink drawing on paper of a big horned sheep. I had never drawn horns before so that was a fun challenge to figure that texture out!