Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing

See, my heart tells me PV. But I've only been a couple times. I'm a little too calm for the nightlife. But do tell!

In the same way that a hotdog is a sandwich, sure.

I’m feeling antsy and need a trip. Somewhere with a direct flight from Seattle. Perhaps a beach. A little gay.

Sounds, but does not look! Happy birthday 😇

Trans woman holding a sign that says “@DJT I KEPT MY D!CK JUST SO U COULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT”

I caught the tail end of the protest in Anchorage— this sign still has me screaming! Slay, sis 💅🏼

Bearded homosexual leaning into Washington Athletic Club apparel on the flight deck of a B767 wearing ridiculous round purple sunglasses

Very much in the throes of mid-roster woes, tired and lonely— but I look cute in my WAC gear. I had a great landing last night, smooth enough that the speed brakes didn’t come up automatically. Let me savor it!

Please submit your puppy pictures below. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Text in photo says zoom in on the windscreen of a Boeing 767-300F. When one does, one will find a bearded homosexual in the flight deck holding a peace sign.

Zoom in on the windscreen.

Correct! I found it reasonable when compared to other high end gyms.

Bearded homosexual in fall attire, relaxing in a library

An aaoooooga looking car in the lobby

Bearded homosexual in a purple suit

A friend suggested that I join her athletic club. I was wary, because I’m not really a bougie club person. But, dear reader, as it turns out, I am very much a club person. I do workout, but the social element is far too much fun! It’s my new third space. (And the sauna/steam room is so worth it.)

I’ll just miss you. Heading to ANC on Monday!

Baseball is excruciating, but 🔱🔱🔱

Electra wetting her whistle before tearing into a white lady

Perhaps the best scene in modern television 💅🏼

Ooo can you send me a link? I’m looking for a galley cart.

I actually hate all of you

Dating: the bar is in hell, and I’ve bellied up to get a drink. My ex texted me last week to gloat about his new partner. A guy I was mildly interested in kindly, gently rejected me. And halfway though a date tonight, someone told me he was in a relationship. Cheers!

Braised eggplant

Anyway, I needed to use up some 🍆 so I braised it in some broth, wine, and added couscous.

*blocked*

Bearded homosexual in Mariners gear with a Nicole Kidman lookalike

Scandinavian A330 over T-Mobile Park

The M’s got their butts whooped today, but it was still fun to watch the game (on the jumbotron) from seats that are likely over $1k now— and of course I spotted my beloved Scandinavian making her arrival into SeaTac!

Purple moccamaster

Introducing Greta, the grape Moccamaster. An eBay find, she leaked a little at first. I tinkered as best I could, and it seems I fixed it (unsure how, but I digress). Let’s hope she lasts!

LeviOsa, not leviosA

Bebe the Bussy Barge in front of Gasworks park on Lake Union, ft a gay water bottle

Large blue and white ship in lake Union

Seaplane departs from Lake Union on clear blue day

Bearded homosexual in front of large naval vessel

Lovely day for a quick lap around the lake! It might be one of the last nice days for awhile, but I hope to get out a few more times— there’s so much to see, and I’m always so nosy about this big ship.

Seattle skyline and Olympic mountain silhouette amidst a smoky sunset

I have so much love to give, and I’ve given much of it away to the wrong people. I don’t regret that. But the chances of me giving my love to someone so deserving, who reciprocates it, feel so slim.

Charcuterie. Sharcooter. Shark coochie. Please don’t ask me how my brain works 😅

Bearded homosexual in a speedo holding up peace signs after cold plunging in Puget Sound amidst the Olympic mountains

Shark coochie board in the shape of Montana in front of a fire with the Practical Magic title screen

I don’t know if my family curse is such that my husband would die, but perhaps it’s that I might not even find one. Meanwhile, I’m thriving in my typical home-time shenanigans and fall traditions: shark coochie and Practical Magic.

Please do not text your ex to brag about how good your life is and that you have a new partner. Just don’t do it.

That's why I can (sort of) sleep at night. I know that he and his ilk are deeply unpopular, even if they're loud.

Of COURSE you do, badass. That gives me some semblance of hope!

I hope that's the case. How do we know, though?

Bearded homosexual in a business class pod

Interior of Hawaiian Dreamliner with a starry sky

I love a cute business class pod home. Back in my rainy lil burg, where it’s finally grey! HA872 ICN-SEA

In good faith, and quite seriously: what are the chances of someone migrating to the US right now "legally" and what avenues can they take?