@jessfordd.bsky.social
be groovy or leave, man.
The sky is so pretty this evening
24.10.2025 22:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am exhausted
24.10.2025 20:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
From a time in my life that I really miss.
24.10.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I bled out my demons to make a little room for you
24.10.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No surgery for meeeee ๐
24.10.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I find out on Thursday if my hand is going to require surgery and itโs all that I can think about ๐
21.10.2025 14:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Please remove your Apple Watch from your wrist while getting married.
20.10.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am indeed ๐
20.10.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All I want for Christmas is for people to stop constantly sending me reels I donโt care dude I donโt care
20.10.2025 12:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That sounds tricky for sure. Hereโs hoping your shift goes well!
19.10.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember, if someone has the audacity to tell you that thereโs โno marketโ for a career as the eccentric yet mysterious owner of a quaint bookstore on a cobblestone side street in Edinburgh that doubles as a cafรฉ and triples as a cat rescue, then they were never your true friend.
19.10.2025 12:40 โ ๐ 696 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 2truly would love to go away for Christmas and spend it with my friends
19.10.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Being injured obviously sucks, but I have a great nurse.
19.10.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Monica is so pretty
18.10.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I do think that Chinese takeout is something that I need soon.
18.10.2025 02:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Rocking a new accessory for the next few weeks. ๐
18.10.2025 02:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0heavy is the balls that hold the cum
17.10.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine having mush for a brain and blaming journalists for the things that they report on. Imagine! Weiners.
18.10.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Season 4 gets so unhinged. Mary is back ๐
17.10.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโve been awake for 12 hours and if I didnโt have a potentially broken hand Iโd probably punch someone in the face if given the opportunity
15.10.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I wish this was the 70s. I wanna drink and smoke at my desk.
15.10.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a whole pile of shit to do but Iโve been awake since 3am. So unfortunately Iโll be going directly to bed when I get home, which is excellent for my mental health.
15.10.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโd hate to be someone asking me for any sort of favour today. ๐
15.10.2025 11:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You want to watch a feel good movie or tv show - what are you putting on?
14.10.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A doctor telling you that you have strong bones is the equivalent of a tattoo artist telling you that you sat like a rock. ๐
14.10.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What a fun thanksgiving. So blessed. ๐
13.10.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You are so right!!!!
13.10.2025 00:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not me wondering why I am so hungry and then realizing I ate 2 pieces of pizza at 10am and that was it. ๐ wAckYyyyYYY
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