So, how did everyone spend the full moon?
Did y'all miss me?
Good. I'll be back tonight, let's catch up π
Hello everyone! I am on for a few hours, but will be working limited hours today (the 28th) and the 1st of March. Something, something, life blah blah ;)
Girl I am almost reaching the 90s where I live, send help π
Me: I'm done buying makeup for now~
Also Me: Almost constantly keeping up with makeup releases and updates, nearly always online shopping, actively needing to PUT THE PHONE DOWN becausE OH LOOK NEW EYESHADOW PALETTE
You know, a tiny white tank top is hilarious because there's such a fine line between hot and not
Heh heh heh heh... new profile just dropped, check 'er out:
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I've been really clinging to bread for this very reason. I bake a loaf of bread, and when I take bites, I try to savor it and enjoy all the happy moments that lead up to getting to do so. It's even better when I am getting to share that moment (and bread) with loved ones!
I don't want to be a man by any means, but the list of things I would do if I woke up with a penis grows every day
Friendly reminder to take the time to check what's new with the empire π«¦https://enchantrixweekly.com/
Does anyone else get lost in random "window" shopping rabbit holes (as in, web window hehehe) where they don't ACTUALLY plan on buying the thing... but like, damn, do those handcrafted Japanese makeup brushes look *mighty* fine...
OMG It's bedazzled and everything! LOL
On that note... if you do miss me, I just released the blog I wrote related to that little teaser audio I uploaded a few days back π
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Hello my loves and losers! I am going to be enjoying my Saturday Morning to myself, and be back later tonight. Yes, yes, this DOES mean I *might* be online on a Sunday. Don't everyone panic all at once!
So when I get baked and bake tonight, am I going to do bread? More desserts? Maybe all of the above?
The Goddesses are getting rest, blessed be! lol
I don't know what stars have been aligned, but the past few nights (well, days) of sleep I have been getting have been *FANTASTIC*. Who do I have to thank? π
Oh, wait, for the record, I mean with yourself. Go cuddle with yourself. Don't touch me.
The weather has been rainy and cold the past 24 hours, and it has made engaging in sensory pleasures like snuggly blankets and warm sweaters better by a marked 69%. Adding in a hot toddy or hot cocoa has reportedly increased satisfaction as well. If you haven't done so, take the time to cuddle today
Are you the pinnacle of puny? Master(bator) of the microscopic? Indubitably insignificant? Prove it! π
Hopping on for a few hours before I go back out for some Valentines Day fun... ;) What's everyone up to?
So I know today has a lot of different meanings to a lot of different people... But goddamnit, I am going to eat chocolate and love the fuck out of it. (I mean, I am gonna do that any other day too, but still)
So I caved and got myself one of the Florasis lipsticks because I am obsessed with the packaging and honestly... this feels like if you combined a lipstick and a fidget spinner but make it pretty and that's all I ever wanted (not an ad but feel free to give me money)
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It's Friday the 13th, let's misbehave π
The deadline is coming up! If you have a Mistress you would like to appreciate on Valentines day, make sure you do it before it goes away!
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I don't care if it's all placebo, I swear a good strawberry cheesecake ice cream is an aphrodisiac.
LOLOL I remember people would drink peppermint schnapps for similar reasons π
I mean, how else are we supposed to spend our days off? π
You know, for how expensive things are lately, the least they could do is NOT be shit lol