The Terrier of No Renown

"It's your job to vote!" No my job is fixing computers for construction workers, voting is something I do every once in a while.

"No a leader doesn't have to convince people to do things, people should just WANT to do things for the leader because it's the nice thing to do."

Motivating people to work with her, or to sign off on her plans, or vote for her is literally the entire job wdym.

Specifically in Takahata101s voice tho.

Has anyone explained to him that Parks still exist, with play features?

I need help

I am going to be unhoused soon. My apartment is pushing me out for someone with a better credit score who doesn’t pay late.

I literally have a negative checking account and have a “i need to move in less than 2 weeks” mountain in front of me

I haven’t eaten today

I’m scared

Now you've progressed from needlessly unpleasant to creepy.

This is incredibly frustrating UX problem that could be identified immediately. It is impossible to close that app because it's being blocked by the sites OWN banner. And adblock does not get rid of it.

A $200 off Furniture Pop up that cannot be closed. because the x to close it is hidden behind the sites own navigation banner.

The Wyrmwood Site officially unusable because of this pop up, and I will no longer direct my players to it.

Words cannot express how fundamentally psychotic that is. If this moment passes and this man does not stand trial than the world is broken. It cannot be fixed.

In any academic setting they would be handed the blood stump and told to rewrite the equation so it's less ambiguous.

Ya my dude, you got it. Keep posting through it you're doing great.💪

Living in abject terror that a six foot rabbit with a hand saw is going to drastically reshape his travel plans.💀💀💀

You're welcome, now stop being an unpleasant asshole, please.-

That guy was acting really superior at someone using the old "cutting off florida" gif in the comments so I think they just might be an asshole.

You know yucking peoples yums about them using memes you've seen before isn't a personality trait?

The best part is at least 3 of my players, THIS is their introduction to Beholders.

A Beholder in a wedding veil and a set of tupperware saying "Now that I have attained the means of becoming my own MASTER we shall celebrate by DEVOURING Jello Shots off of the Washboard abs of HOT COLLEGE BOYS!"

If you're wondering what it's like to be a player at my table, this is the kind of thing that happens in them:

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GOD DAMNIT I DON'T WANT THIS SHIT.

Online Course: Well we started with just RAM, Then we got to DRAM and DIMM, then we got to SDRAM, and now we have DDR...

Me, a person of culture: ah yes, Dance Dance Revolution.

The online course I'm taking is explaining the EBD as a "Bus that's nothing like a bus." And that annoys me because it feels like they've never heard of what a MANUFACTURING Bus is.

The last five years have been incredible because we got to find out a significant portion of the population still think mommy disappears when she covers her face.

There is but One Party: The Military Industrial Complex.

Your pet Democrat was only mad that Trump didn’t fill out the proper paperwork before murdering children.

This era fucking sucks, but the upshot is that I think it cured my imposters syndrome because if people like why can get work in this field, I’m doing great.

On other news, I now feel way better about MY job in tech.

A picture of a Balrog which you have summoned with your hubris with the words”You have scrolled too deep, too greedily and awoken the Balrog!”

Happy bornt day scoobert.

Seconded, absolutely the only way to eat a frosty.

I love finding earnest memes from the 2000s that look like shitposts by modern standards.