The Terrier

A picture of Wolfgang Puck, that celebrity chef, cutting a peace of what looks like lamb or beef

Also yes, he most definitely fucks.

Spoken aloud this unleashes powerful magic. We never knew before now because nobody has ever configured those vowels and consonants in that order before.

I feel like that’s a lot of information for the first sentence of your novel.

Bro channeled Diogenes.

Bro they’re trying to rehabilitate grandpas senior moment on the roof by making it more like something a 15 year old would do.

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

A wedge of Pecorino Romano is like 18 bucks at my local grocery, what the fuck man?

Bro most of us don’t have a fucking house, who can afford a trip to Vegas?

Ya the North is pretty proud of our History too.

Also, wood is such a better contrast to the bright gold. The gold just visually blends with everything. The wood stands out and looks bold. Far more stately. A strong look.

I hate Hassett so much because the fucking pedosmile of his makes it so obvious he’s lying. He’s not even a good liar and that’s fucking insulting.

I don’t know whose pivot to family friendly was weirder, Jack Black or Cheech Marin.

Bros politics was just Jan 6th, and he thought he was the radical one when my politics looks more like the Defenestration of Prague.

Thinking about the time I spoke to a radicalized friend of mine whose “radical” politics was storming a capital building and menacing politicians until they do what they want, and when I explained to them that they would hire better security after that, they got mad at me.

Toaster Strudel Bukake

Sorry, All I got in stock is Holocaust joking Alton Brown.

Finally, Bluesky has its own Liam Nissan haters

I'm stoked about the new lore.

I don't know what you did to annoy Zhuge, I had to unsubscribe from that one after I noticed you were on it. It's weird because you're not a liberal.

Tbf, I personally use those pretty gender neutrally. I call my female roommates “bro” all the time.

That is awful, I would demolish the entire plate because I hate myself.

a pixel art of a man holding a red bucket in his hand . Alt: Mario death animation from Donkey Kong.

When your family takes you to Fazoli’s

I’m still seeking a balance between dopamine, serotonin, black bile, and Vitamin B12. I’ve consulted my local plague doctor and he recommends Kale Leeches.

Welp, time to break out this old chestnut…

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Cape Buffalo don't fuck around, man, maybe these assholes need to learn to leave them the fuck alone.

Finally, something for the underserved market of wifeguys who secretly hate their wife.

Marcus Aurelius to Marques Brownlee, a continuum of once in a lifetime intellectuals.

Turns out Big Balls got his shit rocked in by a teenage couple, one of which was a 15 year old girl, so I just want to say, I fucking called it.