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@jackshawhan.bsky.social

He/Him. Father. Writer. Absurdist. Opinions Correct. Arm Chair Philosopher. History Nerd but-not-in-that-way. Writing at https://the-terrier.ghost.io/

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Latest posts by jackshawhan.bsky.social on Bluesky

fuck him up, Martha, once again the spirit of BlueSky is behind you.

12.12.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Typical shitty rhetorician, Miller uses 39 words where 14 would have done.

12.12.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I probably will when done, I've been writing a creative project lately but there is so much to talk about in Expedition.

12.12.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.12.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh sweet. I hope you get to be a field agent or some shit. SCP Agent simulator would rule.

12.12.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well ya, but that's just lore that can be updated. As far as troubling mechanics the Jedi Mind Trick is really the most conceptually fucked up, but nobody says thats a path to the darkside...

12.12.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And well deserved. Expedition 33 has been amazing.

But then again, any one of them up this year has been spellbounding, it's an excellent year for games if nothing else.

12.12.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would have been so funny if they announced Half-Life 4 just to fuck with people.

12.12.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A not insignificant part of my hatred of ai is that it's a simulation of a redditor, so of course I mentally recoil at the prospect.

12.12.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is really funny that we programmed a machine to be a redditor, and now our entire economy is depending on the simulation of a person whose number I would immediately lose if given.

12.12.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only reason we don't have it is that the Healthcare industry in the United States is one of the most powerful financial forces, along with oil, war, and now ai. But they know that doesn't draw as much sympathy.

12.12.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dooby is always so fuckin on point. He meal prep series changed my entire opinion on the subject.

12.12.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my favorite all time papers is from 2016 by Cormac Hurley at Microsoft, asking why Nigerian Prince scammers say they're from Nigeria. "Since gullibility is unobservable, the best strategy is
to get those who possess this quality to self-identify" has stuck in my head for YEARs.

12.12.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh and KOTOR 3 ig.

12.12.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus the hype lineup so far for the awards is bleak this year. So far the only thing of interest is doggo simulator.

12.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya, it's baffling.

12.12.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So WHY!? Why use this tool? It's like the old adage about a man with a hammer.

12.12.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want a cold hot chocolate, most ingredients like sugar and cocoa blend readily at slightly under boiling milk and cream, I wouldn't want to dilute that with water, and the hot chocolate already had a lot of air from the sub boiling temp and the whisking.

12.12.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would use a Martini Shaker for 4 main reasons: It cools a drink, it dilutes the drink, it stirs air into the drink affecting flavor, and it thoroughly mixes ingredients that have a hard time mixing at low temps. Which is why it makes zero fucking sense to use it for a Hot Drink like Hot Chocolate.

12.12.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 Levels of Hot Chocolate: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious
YouTube video by Epicurious 4 Levels of Hot Chocolate: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

This infuriates me, because the level 2 Homecook guy put his Hot Chocolate in a Martini Shaker, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why.

12.12.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they did, JD: They chose the possibility of reelection.

12.12.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder he said he would restrict funding if they didn't pass it.

12.12.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't say what I think should happen, but shit like this cannot be allowed to continue.

12.12.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't believe that ALL the other other Reindeer laughed a called him names. You'd think at least one or two were more interested in Reindeer checkers or something.

12.12.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm getting really tired of people pretending billionaires are smart when they keep saying stupid, easily disproven shit like this.

11.12.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally every single civilized nation on Earth, with the exception of us has some sort of Universal Healthcare. They pay less for their system and don't have these problems. Stop pissing on our leg and telling us its raining.

11.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pfft, big deal, my kids get Communist talking points organically from home every day.

11.12.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text document from latest writing project showing a discord conversation that says the following: 

Notoriouscatgrungler
Has anyone here heard that Phinneas Wyrd has big stinky feet?
Fakegamergrl
wtf!?
Mobydickgirl
Who the fuck is Phinneas Wyrd?
Nikkiatnite 
Is this from the new Warframe Update?
Withonionsandcheese
Does he fuck?
Ozempicforalgernon 
Somebody hack Chrisโ€™s account?
Lunaladyofthedice
does he know how to beat The Nameless Puppet?
Withonionsandcheese
Luna, this is serious business
Does Phinneas Fuck?

Text document from latest writing project showing a discord conversation that says the following: Notoriouscatgrungler Has anyone here heard that Phinneas Wyrd has big stinky feet? Fakegamergrl wtf!? Mobydickgirl Who the fuck is Phinneas Wyrd? Nikkiatnite Is this from the new Warframe Update? Withonionsandcheese Does he fuck? Ozempicforalgernon Somebody hack Chrisโ€™s account? Lunaladyofthedice does he know how to beat The Nameless Puppet? Withonionsandcheese Luna, this is serious business Does Phinneas Fuck?

Trying to work out realistic modern dialogue.

11.12.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.12.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7836    ๐Ÿ” 1809    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 184    ๐Ÿ“Œ 250

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