The Terrier of No Renown

A picture of a Balrog which you have summoned with your hubris with the words”You have scrolled too deep, too greedily and awoken the Balrog!”

Happy bornt day scoobert.

Seconded, absolutely the only way to eat a frosty.

I love finding earnest memes from the 2000s that look like shitposts by modern standards.

a screenshot from my current coursework with the words "Pretty Epic, Mr. Jacquard, pretty epic."

Can who ever wrote this script lol Epic Bacon themselves out a window for me?

My notes for my cert class labeled "What is IT?" With the field saying "Is it bad? (Yes)"

I'm a studious Note Taker

The course teacher for the online IT course I'm taking just referred to Information Security as "Defense Against the Digital Dark Arts" and I'm going to digitally avada kedavra myself.

A whiteboard that says "Tim Walz-Minnesota Math _____2017 Autism Money _____2024 Autism Money _____% Increase

My roommate breaking down why I can't get supplies to make Minis and sets for DnD night.

Personally my Autism budget fluctuates pretty heavily depending on what special interest has captivated me that month.

How I arrive on Bluesky

Jesus fuck, this is dire. If you block Aaron he will come for you.

He's going to inspire a whole new generation of people who despise America with their entire body.

This weeks fun encounter was: the Beholder Bachelorette Party. On the train the players encountered a Beholder Wedding Party that had one beholder surrounded by her drunk mortal work friends saying “You Puny Mortals are the best friends a Beholder can ever had!”

People who are pointing out that you will never cash out I think are missing the point. The problem with betting is that it isn’t about the money, it’s about being right. That’s the thing that makes the reward juice flow, the money just adds to that. This is Russian Roulette with Biblical Stakes.

Careful, that arm contains the power to alchemically deconstruct whatever he touches, and he is on a hold quest of vengeance against magical soldiers.

I don’t know but I’ve been vaporized by a 10 MegaTon Boomer Tweet.

Hi, Queer people (esp. trans people) would like a word.

First Bill Kristol (I am still not over that), now John Bolton. I don't know who is on my side anymore.

DFTBA YouTube video by vlogbrothers

Remembered this song exists, and Aughts Era Internet remains undefeated

That’s also not what “media literacy” means either, but that’s a whole other conversation

This is asinine. We would all recognize that there are certain things not up for public debate. We would not accept an op ed suggesting that “NAMBLA policies make sense actually.” Or denial of the Holocaust. We understand that sometimes there are ideas too dangerous, too unacceptable to platform.

“Look, you stupid son of a bitch, the best known living child rapist and professional child sex trafficker thought *I* was worth talking to. So THERE.”

Perhaps we could give them some sort of editing power over their magazine where they can decide what opinion pieces get published. We’ll workshop it.

Man, it sure sucks for the New York Times that they don’t have any discretion in what is published under their name, so people wouldn’t keep making these silly mistakes.

Lmao just Ethered her from orbit

Holy shit they really said war is peace

Seriously, we can do literally anything with our time. You have free will, and precisely non of it should be spent giving him oxygen, we could all be talking about something interesting instead. Like what are you watching streaming? I just finished the second season of Fallout, it was ok.

You remember a week ago when I said that sometimes something happens and we as a society just need to go "that's weird" and move on? This is one of those times. I say this as a queer... please don't make Shai of the Beef relevant because he said a problematic. Just let it go.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Ayatollah Khamenei received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly... Oh wait... shit...

Seriously, this is how I find out? Lmao.