Your pet Democrat was only mad that Trump didnβt fill out the proper paperwork before murdering children.
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Your pet Democrat was only mad that Trump didnβt fill out the proper paperwork before murdering children.
06.03.2026 06:19 β π 51 π 19 π¬ 0 π 0This era fucking sucks, but the upshot is that I think it cured my imposters syndrome because if people like why can get work in this field, Iβm doing great.
06.03.2026 06:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On other news, I now feel way better about MY job in tech.
06.03.2026 06:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A picture of a Balrog which you have summoned with your hubris with the wordsβYou have scrolled too deep, too greedily and awoken the Balrog!β
05.03.2026 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy bornt day scoobert.
05.03.2026 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Seconded, absolutely the only way to eat a frosty.
05.03.2026 15:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love finding earnest memes from the 2000s that look like shitposts by modern standards.
05.03.2026 00:24 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a screenshot from my current coursework with the words "Pretty Epic, Mr. Jacquard, pretty epic."
Can who ever wrote this script lol Epic Bacon themselves out a window for me?
04.03.2026 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My notes for my cert class labeled "What is IT?" With the field saying "Is it bad? (Yes)"
I'm a studious Note Taker
04.03.2026 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The course teacher for the online IT course I'm taking just referred to Information Security as "Defense Against the Digital Dark Arts" and I'm going to digitally avada kedavra myself.
04.03.2026 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A whiteboard that says "Tim Walz-Minnesota Math _____2017 Autism Money _____2024 Autism Money _____% Increase
My roommate breaking down why I can't get supplies to make Minis and sets for DnD night.
04.03.2026 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Personally my Autism budget fluctuates pretty heavily depending on what special interest has captivated me that month.
04.03.2026 15:47 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How I arrive on Bluesky
04.03.2026 15:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus fuck, this is dire. If you block Aaron he will come for you.
04.03.2026 15:05 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0He's going to inspire a whole new generation of people who despise America with their entire body.
04.03.2026 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This weeks fun encounter was: the Beholder Bachelorette Party. On the train the players encountered a Beholder Wedding Party that had one beholder surrounded by her drunk mortal work friends saying βYou Puny Mortals are the best friends a Beholder can ever had!β
04.03.2026 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People who are pointing out that you will never cash out I think are missing the point. The problem with betting is that it isnβt about the money, itβs about being right. Thatβs the thing that makes the reward juice flow, the money just adds to that. This is Russian Roulette with Biblical Stakes.
04.03.2026 06:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Careful, that arm contains the power to alchemically deconstruct whatever he touches, and he is on a hold quest of vengeance against magical soldiers.
04.03.2026 00:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know but Iβve been vaporized by a 10 MegaTon Boomer Tweet.
02.03.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi, Queer people (esp. trans people) would like a word.
02.03.2026 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First Bill Kristol (I am still not over that), now John Bolton. I don't know who is on my side anymore.
02.03.2026 21:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remembered this song exists, and Aughts Era Internet remains undefeated
02.03.2026 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs also not what βmedia literacyβ means either, but thatβs a whole other conversation
02.03.2026 14:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is asinine. We would all recognize that there are certain things not up for public debate. We would not accept an op ed suggesting that βNAMBLA policies make sense actually.β Or denial of the Holocaust. We understand that sometimes there are ideas too dangerous, too unacceptable to platform.
02.03.2026 14:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0βLook, you stupid son of a bitch, the best known living child rapist and professional child sex trafficker thought *I* was worth talking to. So THERE.β
02.03.2026 13:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps we could give them some sort of editing power over their magazine where they can decide what opinion pieces get published. Weβll workshop it.
02.03.2026 05:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man, it sure sucks for the New York Times that they donβt have any discretion in what is published under their name, so people wouldnβt keep making these silly mistakes.
02.03.2026 05:21 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Lmao just Ethered her from orbit
01.03.2026 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit they really said war is peace
01.03.2026 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seriously, we can do literally anything with our time. You have free will, and precisely non of it should be spent giving him oxygen, we could all be talking about something interesting instead. Like what are you watching streaming? I just finished the second season of Fallout, it was ok.
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