What album.
Yeah man I love getting killed by geese.
Harry DuBois is a woman he’s just really butch
I’m the baddest bitch in this ant colony
Im the baddest bitch in this philosopher’s stone
I’m the second baddest bitch in this empty home
I’m the baddest bitch in this hydrogen nucleus
Im the baddest bitch in this abandoned mall. Or am I
Im the baddest bitch in this self staffed cloning facility
I hate to break this to you but Garfield 100% voted for trump
People have become so skittish of chasers they’ll start harassing anyone who finds trans people attractive at all and that typically means being cruel to t4t people.
Kurt Cobain writing In Utero: Fantano’s gonna love this one
Redditor in a polycule: I also pick this guys wife
Getting the reddit wholesome award for posting the fattest bitch on r/bbw
Kristi noem petplay
I’m under-appreciated in my time. The van gogh of posting.
I can cast a counterspell but no one knows any regular spells so no one believes me
When I was 17 I went to the doctor to get a plot hole looked at and they told me it was actually a setup for a later storyline
Hearing “thank you for the gold kind stranger” emanating baldly from under the bed after hooking up with the mysterious milf at the bar
Butt plugs with the reddit awards on the base
She just nutted in me then started reading the wikipedia page for bucket wheel excavators
Just found out I’m not the oldest person in my friend group. Need to lock in and get older.
Every time I get told my hair smells nice I get gayer
Smokin acme cigars and fuckin loony toons style. Pussy so good its got me seeing little birds flying around my head and tweeting
Having high diff sex with my outerversal gf
The fingerprinting office banned me for taking my cock out like redundancy isn’t the lifeblood of bureaucracy. I just wanted to make sure my background check was thorough.
Got kicked out of the bloodwork office for trying to take a swig
I’m like a white ethel cain
Just hotboxed the crib with 38% wiggles poison got this australian bitch giving me head, shoulder, knee, and toe
How it feels telling her to choke on it knowing full well its half soft and roughly the size of a carpenter bee
