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@yo-lander.bsky.social

aaah ah ah patreon.com/yolander discord.gg/P83dPjt twitter.com/Valvetrova

9,050 Followers  |  14 Following  |  197 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2023  |  1.7418

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their greed sickens me

27.01.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as you look good while doing it then it doesn't matter how awful it is

23.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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her technique is game changing

23.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1030    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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zebra

20.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Presents are a few days late, she was too heavy to take on the first trip. 🎁

28.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1883    πŸ” 369    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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why would you do that

23.12.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 704    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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World's biggest gloryholeβ„’ tons of 5 star reviews.

done for @heliapeppercats.bsky.social

16.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1148    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

They don't work she just sends dick pics as proof but it's all natural

07.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I drew the dick too big so it's closer to 4:4

07.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Outfit for an animation I'm starting on.

🍐

07.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you thank you

28.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She scams people with fake dick enhancement spells on Etsy.

28.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2029    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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They were jousting.
including @nanovexx.bsky.social

21.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2529    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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New pic including as much horsecock as you can fit through a gloryhole just went up. Comes with a timelapse too for the first time.

18.11.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is how lifeguards save people, i think

25.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1147    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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Party decorations, including @leodamodeler.bsky.social

17.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1242    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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She's so good at this job (Measuring dicks?)

05.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1603    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

She'd like that.

01.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOP TIER DOG MOMENT

01.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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made a strong dog woman you're welcome

21.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1066    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 2
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Can the table support all this...?

12.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 915    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a dong version on the patreon :)

27.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't invite her to your wedding.

27.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1429    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

The highest praise.

22.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only they'd offer this in all locations.

14.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ask for the manager she can go immediately.

14.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Way more value than a $5 Footlong here.

13.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2710    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 1
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Do we tell her?

30.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1518    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2
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I made a goat. Her name is Haila.
She's way too innocent to be packing all that.

19.07.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1602    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made some changes to Val. She's gonna try no matter what.

07.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1334    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

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