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i met a friend's two-year old this weekend

at one point she coos and hands me a polaroid picture of herself in a playful manner

i show it back to her and say:

'this is the 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. you will either run away from it forever or be beholden by it entirely. for now you are free of it. enjoy'

she giggled

@brettwhite.bsky.social hi Brett! i sent you a DM :)

hark! said the witches (who are also the fates) and doth said Macbeth "ah fuck the sausage fell off my hot dog"

🇬🇧#PortfolioDay I'm Rafael Mena, Mexican archaeologist and illustrator doing Mesoamerican stuff, among others.

🇲🇽#PortfolioDay Soy Rafael Mena, arqueólogo mexicano e ilustrador de cosas mesoamericanas, entre otras.

📧 rafaelmena432@gmail.com
#art #Painting #indigenous

people keep complaining about the darkness and the winter and depression buddy let me tell you there's this thing called 'Medellín' which is way worse

they should invent dog food for men but i don't mean food that is 'dog food' for men but actual dog food that i a man can also eat and have with my dog i want dog dinner parties with the bros

gracias gracias

ojalá mejore cuando terminen

at some point in the late 1500s the past lives of me and my wife passed each other on the streets of Samarkand and promptly thought 'damn that ass'

i reccomend pouring instant coffee down your pants so you can trick your smartwatch into counting your 10,000 daily steps from the comfort of your seat

graciaaaasss

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my balls have been STOLEN

imagine having thoughts

imagine *sharing* those thoughts

crazy

ive never been patriotic as a Colombian but it is very welcome to see men that have such experience and dedication helping Ukraine ✊🏼

world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it

i am going to kill myself

you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible

chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name

i will follow your career with great interest

i love this, have you made any of other types?

The Last Emperor

fuck this is so good

oh absolutely, but Bogotá remains a better place to walk and cycle. despite the transit options one will constantly have to drive/taxi/rideshare for a lot of short distances

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i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever

last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance

you can love your parents and also stand by as they suffer the learning curve of adult life. translation apps exist, friends and neighbors exist. you don't have to stop helping them forever but hard boundaries will be have to set a course to independence

im so sorry you're in this situation. having a parent that depended on me for a lot of things as well, nothing short of leaving them to their own devices will do the trick. you can give as much guidance as you can, but without the prospect of consequences from their inaction, they won't budge

Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?

no