Snow Burrow

I feel like the basketball court is the male equivalent of the women’s bathroom

Once we step inside, we all friends

I convinced my friends to do adult kickball one year. Everyone got injured. One dude had to have knee surgery. Do not recommend. 😭

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You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

There have been so many times, but when they started taking horse deworming paste to treat a viral infection in humans it really felt like a new level.

"Don't be paranoid, that type of stuff only happens in the movies!" they insisted about things that were, are, and continue to be happening in the very real world every single day.

Good reminder that allowing tech people to think they're cool and funny was the beginning of the final downfall of society.

If and when it's over here, I'm going back to the original text-based social media:

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I always judge a donut shop by their classic glaze, but I'd also like to see what that Danny Boy is all about

This is, quite simply, not remotely true. One generation ago? In 2002? What about two and three generations ago? Nope. Not remotely true. It doesn't advance discussions of political economy to make absurd claims like this.

No snow in the 10 day forecast, we might make it! Hopefully your season is gonna be over after this one too

Lol the amount of downed mailboxes I saw driving around town yesterday was wild

I can see how it might sound that way to you.

In the context I heard it, it was more in line with the post I was quoting that said you can't heal something unless you're brave enough to say it out loud. Like if you can speak the thing you're afraid of saying, then you can face it and fix it.

Ugh. Just enough to be annoying. I feel like me and you have been trading snowstorms this winter like Ali and Foreman trading blows

My therapist says "if it's speakable, it's bearable."

a teenage mutant ninja turtle is sitting under a tree in the woods and saying woosaah . ALT: a teenage mutant ninja turtle is sitting under a tree in the woods and saying woosaah .

Been a rough few days/weeks in the Jerry household, but right now 60 degrees out, I have my office window open, and almost all of the snow is melted off the lawn.

EST and UTC are the only real time

The only time zone we acknowledge is EST

black and jewish voters.

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case:

has Kelce's play dropped off: yes

is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes

should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

Gotta assume that Andy Reid is planning to run a lot more with Mahomes being out/recovering from a torn ACL and also just the fact that their usual offense really wasn't working last year even before he got hurt.

What type of cheese did they use with the kimchi?? My first thought is something in the swiss family like gruyere but I could see other options working too

I like the look of that sub roll

Kimchi Grilled Cheese from Heart & Seoul cafe

#SandwichSky

This sandwich is photogenic AF

Weather's warming up, that's enough for a bottle of wine, some Club Crackers, and a park bench.

I can explain it right now tbh, they don't consider the rest of us human much less American. It's not national suicide, it is a family annihilation perpetuated by people who lied and grifted and stole they way into power and are using it to consolidate resources ahead of the climate catastrophe

Heatwaves to the left of me, hurricanes to the right
Here I am, stuck in a blizzard with you

Jayson Tatum’s Return Was a Celtics Dream—and a Nightmare for Everyone Else Boston was very good without Tatum. With him, it can absolutely win the title.

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