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Either the Chipwich or the Ice Cream Sandwich #SandwichSky

What's better than fucking the text man for texts?

Lmao I think I’d go with “bemused”

I didn’t get fired, I just got appointed to a new job as Special Assistant to the Assistant Sr. Analyst of Southern Northwest Philadelphia

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed to the new job as Sous Chef General to the Spatula of North America

You know ball. It's been a staple of my gym playlists forever

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

The idea that people would leave their homes... while more bombs than Shock & Awe are raining down on them... to start a revolution IN FAVOR OF THE COUNTRY DROPPING THE BOMBS...

It makes absolutely no sense. None. Zip. Zero.

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed to a new job as Lead Relationship Manager at the Department of Unemployment

I don't think it can be that because getting appointed to DHS Sec was like being Made for her and it actually happened

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed to a new iob as the czar of metal currency

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed to a new job as Special Liaison to the Fist of the Five Boroughs

His parents were like "we love the name BillyBob, but we want it sound dumber"

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed to a new job as Special Associate Ambassador to the Northeast Southern Sword of the Central Carolinas

Daily flights to AND from multiple South American and Caribbean destinations

Bringing a whole different meaning to "crack down on immigration"

I didn't get fired, I was appointed as Global Ambassador of Pyrex and Baking Soda, Arms & Hammers division based on the East Side of Gary.

I didn’t get fired. I just got appointed to a new job as Prime Emissary to the Potholes of Mid City.

Lol it really is a rubber room ass job title

The fake title they gave her isn't "Special Envoy TO" it's "Special Envoy FOR."

They couldn't even bother to get the preposition right.

LOL omg you're right he thinks he's starting the real SHIELD

We're thinking the same thing brother bsky.app/profile/did:...

Lmao the "associate" is so good here

I didn’t get fired, i just got appointed as Associate Consigliere of the Gumbo Pot of Oregon

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Dunkin coffee and Legal Sea Foods clam chowder

I didn't get fired, I just got appointed as the special envoy to the Ladle of the Northeast Pantry